Rick returned this morning and the boys told the story of "paying it forward" mixed with revenge, there's new Barbie stamps coming to the post office, it's International No Diet Day, and also Cinco de Seis! There's some rather odd mixes of bands from the 80s touring together this summer, and we hit the phones to hear about the shortest-lived marriages you know of!

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Rick conveniently took off for Cinco de Mayo, so Dave held down the (Mexican) fort and featured a very dumb friend, assimilated a very confused British woman in the States, shared Matthew McConaughey's margarita recipe, and even got Barry Manilow in the mix of celebration! Speaking of which, it's a holiday for teachers as well, and Mother's Day is approaching so it was time to share stories about pissing her off!

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Back in action on a Monday, and we reacted to a rather wild Kentucky Derby! Florida alligators are wreaking havoc on the highways, David Lee Roth is covering a very odd song lately, and May the 4th be with you! Spirit Airlines is no more, and Dave's been suffering from sticker shock at restaurants lately so we went to the phones to find out the most reasonable places to take your family to eat these days!

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It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever gotten!

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Rick returned! And today we found out "butt cramps" are plaguing big leagers, "fecesing" is a problem in Florida, and people really fell for sharks in the Great Lakes. There was a stampede of stranded passengers on a tarmac in France, "fart salads" are trending on TikTok, and apparently King Charles is related to President Trump?! So we hit the phones to hear what famous people YOU are related to!

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Rick's still out, so Dave cohosted with a bunch of animals today (story-wise). Some woman swarmed cops with bees while being evicted, a seagull screeching competition just took place, and a T-Rex caught on fire in Kansas! A TikTokker went over the most cringe-inducing phrases Millennials need to let go of, we talked the Michael Jackson documentary that is crushing at the box office, then hit the phones to hear your wildest stories from the delivery room!

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Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most brutal punishment would be for them these days as an adult!

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Back at it! Today we celebrated Babe Ruth Day and talked about the Wayne Gretzky jersey that just sold for almost $3 million. Cyndi Lauper was rudely interrupted by a bachelor party at her Vegas residency, a Chinese food restaurant was busted for roadkill, and there's been rumors swirling about a Chipotle subscription service. We also hit the phones to hear the one thing you would choose to have free for life if you could!

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