Back in action on a Monday, and we reacted to a rather wild Kentucky Derby! Florida alligators are wreaking havoc on the highways, David Lee Roth is covering a very odd song lately, and May the 4th be with you! Spirit Airlines is no more, and Dave's been suffering from sticker shock at restaurants lately so we went to the phones to find out the most reasonable places to take your family to eat these days!

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Rick conveniently took off for Cinco de Mayo, so Dave held down the (Mexican) fort and featured a very dumb friend, assimilated a very confused British woman in the States, shared Matthew McConaughey's margarita recipe, and even got Barry Manilow in the mix of celebration! Speaking of which, it's a holiday for teachers as well, and Mother's Day is approaching so it was time to share stories about pissing her off!

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It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever gotten!

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