It started with a simple quest to buy an old-school Lava Lamp, but it quickly spiraled into a trip down a very strange memory lane. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the world of retro appliances that seemed like a good idea at the time—specifically, the 1970s obsession with Fondue sets.

Wait until you hear what Simon used to "cook" on his fondue set growing up. Spoiler: it’s not just cheese and chocolate, and it’s definitely not recommended by health officials.

In this clip:

• The Lava Lamp Dream: Why Si is determined to bring back the 70s glow.

• Fondue Chaos: The team remembers the danger of open flames at the dinner table.

• Simon’s Secret Menu: The bizarre things he actually cooked on a fondue set as a kid.

Lana’s found a story from overseas that proves nature always finds a way… to ruin your afternoon. An Australian town was left scratching their heads over a major pipe blockage, only to discover the culprit wasn't roots or debris—it was a very stubborn, very cozy wombat!

Si and the team discuss the logistics of "animal-induced plumbing" and share their own stories of pets getting stuck in the most ridiculous places.

Inside this clip:

• The rescue mission to move a "brick with fur."

• Why wombats make for terrible (but cute) roommates.

• The team’s own "pet vs. home" horror stories

With the duck shooting season officially kicking off this Saturday, Lana takes us back to her very first trip to the maimai as a 10-year-old. While she was expecting a day of hunting and nature, she wasn’t quite prepared for the "decor"—specifically the R18 posters plastered all over the walls!

Join Si and Lana as Lana recounts the shock of her childhood introduction to the maimai and why it’s a memory that has stuck with her forever. Whether you’re heading out to the pond this weekend or just love a good "coming of age" disaster story, this is a must-listen.

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The week ends here! It’s a massive Friday on Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club as we gear up for the weekend. From retro home decor fails to some very awkward school memories, the team covers it all before heading off for the duck shooting season opener!

Time Markers

• 00:00 – Show Intro & The Lava Lamp Dream

• 07:45 – Feedback: Your Retro Home Fails

• 14:20 – The School Ball Ticket Scandal

• 21:10 – Poddy Pets in Pipes (The Wombat Story)

• 28:35 – Raygun’s New Career Move

• 34:50 – Would You Rather? (Caller Kim’s Bombshell)

• 40:15 – Tech Talk: The New iPhone Rumors

• 44:30 – Friday Wrap-Up & Duck Shooting Prep

We’ve all played "Would You Rather," but the team at Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club takes it to a whole new, uncomfortable level. The rules are simple: you get two options, they both suck, and you have to choose one.

From stomach-turning dilemmas to social nightmares, Si and Lana face off before caller Kim jumps in to drop an absolute bombshell question that leaves the studio stunned.

Highlights:

• The Rules: Why there is no "middle ground" in this game.

• The Caller: Kim joins the fray with a choice that truly has no winner.

• The Verdict: See which team member has the most questionable logic!

Si’s daughter has a new mission in life, but it’s not exactly making the neighbors happy. She’s been going on walks, picking up every snail she finds, and "rescuing" them by dropping them into random gardens!

Join Si and Lana as Si breaks down why he’s not exactly thrilled with this slow-moving rescue operation and the awkwardness of explaining it to the neighbors. Is it a sweet gesture or a gardening nightmare? Follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for more daily highlights and all the latest from the show!

Did you see the news? A team of 100 Italian chefs in London just broke the Guinness World Record for the world's longest tiramisu, measuring over 440 metres! It used 50,000 ladyfingers and 3,000 eggs—but does it actually taste good?

In this clip, Si and Lana dive into the record-breaking dessert spectacle before revealing their own ultimate "last meal" desserts. From classic puddings to Lana's latest obsession, find out what takes the top spot for the team.

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Looking for your next weekend binge? Lana has found a Netflix show that will make you question everything. It’s called "Would You Marry A Murderer?" and the premise is exactly as dark and addictive as it sounds. In this clip, Si and Lana break down the shocking reality of this new hit and why it’s the true-crime obsession everyone will be talking about at the watercooler.

Whether you’re a fan of psychological thrillers on Netflix or you just love hearing about Lana’s chaotic viewing habits, you’ll want to hear her final verdict on whether this is a "must-watch" or a "hard skip." Follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for more daily highlights and the "Slightly Interesting" things you need to know!