Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club cover art

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

By: rova | More FM
Listen for free

About this listen

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

2026 MediaWorks 040745
Episodes
  • 🕯️ Lava Lamps & Fondue Fails: Simon’s Retro Kitchen Nightmares!
    May 1 2026

    It started with a simple quest to buy an old-school Lava Lamp, but it quickly spiraled into a trip down a very strange memory lane. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the world of retro appliances that seemed like a good idea at the time—specifically, the 1970s obsession with Fondue sets.

    Wait until you hear what Simon used to "cook" on his fondue set growing up. Spoiler: it’s not just cheese and chocolate, and it’s definitely not recommended by health officials.

    In this clip:

    • The Lava Lamp Dream: Why Si is determined to bring back the 70s glow.

    • Fondue Chaos: The team remembers the danger of open flames at the dinner table.

    • Simon’s Secret Menu: The bizarre things he actually cooked on a fondue set as a kid.

    Show More Show Less
    8 mins
  • 🦦 Wombat vs. Water Pipe: The Most Unlikely Plumbing Disaster!
    May 1 2026

    Lana’s found a story from overseas that proves nature always finds a way… to ruin your afternoon. An Australian town was left scratching their heads over a major pipe blockage, only to discover the culprit wasn't roots or debris—it was a very stubborn, very cozy wombat!

    Si and the team discuss the logistics of "animal-induced plumbing" and share their own stories of pets getting stuck in the most ridiculous places.

    Inside this clip:

    • The rescue mission to move a "brick with fur."

    • Why wombats make for terrible (but cute) roommates.

    • The team’s own "pet vs. home" horror stories

    Show More Show Less
    6 mins
  • Lana’s First Maimai: Duck Hunting, R18 Posters & Childhood Trauma! 🦆🔞
    May 1 2026

    With the duck shooting season officially kicking off this Saturday, Lana takes us back to her very first trip to the maimai as a 10-year-old. While she was expecting a day of hunting and nature, she wasn’t quite prepared for the "decor"—specifically the R18 posters plastered all over the walls!

    Join Si and Lana as Lana recounts the shock of her childhood introduction to the maimai and why it’s a memory that has stuck with her forever. Whether you’re heading out to the pond this weekend or just love a good "coming of age" disaster story, this is a must-listen.

    Follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for all the latest from the show!

    Show More Show Less
    3 mins
No reviews yet