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Crypt Currency
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 4
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 17 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Crypt currency is the future. The enchantments are reliable. The aethernet infrastructure is sound. And despite the fact the currency is stored in something called a pocket crypt, relies on phantoms of the dead, and often involves a worrying green glow, experts agree it has nothing to do with necromancy. All of the big crypt magnates say so.
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Just so on point.
- By Amazon Customer on 25-05-26
By: J. Zachary Pike
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How to Write a Blackwood Article
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Let me introduce you to Signora Psyche Zenobia. An adopted name of course, but for someone so flamboyant, appropriate. The good signora has aspirations. She would like to be a writer. At present she is the corresponding secretary to an interesting group of notables in Philadelphia which goes by a lengthy name with the initials of P.R.E.T.T.Y. B.L.U.E. B.A.T.C.H.! But how to get published? She travels to Edinburgh to meet with the esteemed proprietor and editor of 'Blackwood Magazine.' A real publication of the 1830s.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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The Man That Was Used Up
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Man That Was Used Up", sometimes subtitled "A Tale of the Late Bugaboo and Kickapoo Campaign", is a short story and satire by Edgar Allan Poe. It was first published in August 1839 in Burton's Gentleman's Magazine. The story follows an unnamed narrator who seeks out the famous war hero John A. B. C. Smith. He becomes suspicious that Smith has some deep secret when others refuse to describe him, instead remarking only on the latest advancements in technology. When he finally meets Smith, the man must first be assembled piece by piece.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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Carry On, Jeeves
- Jeeves Takes Charge, The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy, Without the Option, Fixing it for Freddie, Clustering Round Young Bingo, Bertie Changes His Mind
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Peter Coates
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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There are few safer places in literature than the world of P. G. Wodehouse — unless, of course, Bertie Wooster has decided to solve somebody's problem personally. Carry On, Jeeves gathers some of the most sparkling adventures from the immortal partnership of Bertie and Jeeves: a universe of country houses, impossible engagements, terrifying aunts, and social disasters unfolding with impeccable elegance. Here, good intentions routinely become catastrophes, friendships are tested by alarming schemes, and even an ordinary afternoon may spiral into comic ruin.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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X-Ing a Paragrab
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 16 mins
- Unabridged
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As it is well known that the "wise men" came "from the East," and as Mr. Touch-and-go Bullet-head came from the East, it follows that Mr. Bullet-head was a wise man; and if collateral proof of the matter be needed, here we have it — Mr. B. was an editor. Irascibility was his sole foible; for in fact the obstinacy of which men accused him was anything but his foible, since he justly considered it his forte. It was his strong point — his virtue; and it would have required all the logic of a Brownson to convince him that it was "anything else.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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Comrade Bingo
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Shawna Wolf
- Length: 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Some men dream of changing society. Others simply hope to survive luncheon without disgrace. In Comrade Bingo , P. G. Wodehouse unleashes another round of romantic confusion, social acrobatics, and impeccably polished nonsense. Bertie Wooster finds himself observing a world in which revolutionary ideals, aristocratic habits, and spectacularly poor decisions coexist far too comfortably. At the center of it all is Bingo Little — enthusiastic, impressionable, and once again dangerously in love.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Crypt Currency
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 4
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 17 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5
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Performance4
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Crypt currency is the future. The enchantments are reliable. The aethernet infrastructure is sound. And despite the fact the currency is stored in something called a pocket crypt, relies on phantoms of the dead, and often involves a worrying green glow, experts agree it has nothing to do with necromancy. All of the big crypt magnates say so.
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Just so on point.
- By Amazon Customer on 25-05-26
By: J. Zachary Pike
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How to Write a Blackwood Article
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Let me introduce you to Signora Psyche Zenobia. An adopted name of course, but for someone so flamboyant, appropriate. The good signora has aspirations. She would like to be a writer. At present she is the corresponding secretary to an interesting group of notables in Philadelphia which goes by a lengthy name with the initials of P.R.E.T.T.Y. B.L.U.E. B.A.T.C.H.! But how to get published? She travels to Edinburgh to meet with the esteemed proprietor and editor of 'Blackwood Magazine.' A real publication of the 1830s.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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The Man That Was Used Up
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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"The Man That Was Used Up", sometimes subtitled "A Tale of the Late Bugaboo and Kickapoo Campaign", is a short story and satire by Edgar Allan Poe. It was first published in August 1839 in Burton's Gentleman's Magazine. The story follows an unnamed narrator who seeks out the famous war hero John A. B. C. Smith. He becomes suspicious that Smith has some deep secret when others refuse to describe him, instead remarking only on the latest advancements in technology. When he finally meets Smith, the man must first be assembled piece by piece.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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Carry On, Jeeves
- Jeeves Takes Charge, The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy, Without the Option, Fixing it for Freddie, Clustering Round Young Bingo, Bertie Changes His Mind
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Peter Coates
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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There are few safer places in literature than the world of P. G. Wodehouse — unless, of course, Bertie Wooster has decided to solve somebody's problem personally. Carry On, Jeeves gathers some of the most sparkling adventures from the immortal partnership of Bertie and Jeeves: a universe of country houses, impossible engagements, terrifying aunts, and social disasters unfolding with impeccable elegance. Here, good intentions routinely become catastrophes, friendships are tested by alarming schemes, and even an ordinary afternoon may spiral into comic ruin.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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X-Ing a Paragrab
- By: Edgar Allan Poe
- Narrated by: Sam Kusi
- Length: 16 mins
- Unabridged
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As it is well known that the "wise men" came "from the East," and as Mr. Touch-and-go Bullet-head came from the East, it follows that Mr. Bullet-head was a wise man; and if collateral proof of the matter be needed, here we have it — Mr. B. was an editor. Irascibility was his sole foible; for in fact the obstinacy of which men accused him was anything but his foible, since he justly considered it his forte. It was his strong point — his virtue; and it would have required all the logic of a Brownson to convince him that it was "anything else.
By: Edgar Allan Poe
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Comrade Bingo
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Shawna Wolf
- Length: 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Some men dream of changing society. Others simply hope to survive luncheon without disgrace. In Comrade Bingo , P. G. Wodehouse unleashes another round of romantic confusion, social acrobatics, and impeccably polished nonsense. Bertie Wooster finds himself observing a world in which revolutionary ideals, aristocratic habits, and spectacularly poor decisions coexist far too comfortably. At the center of it all is Bingo Little — enthusiastic, impressionable, and once again dangerously in love.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Bleak House
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: AI Voice Bob
- Length: 47 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. What if justice itself became a fog—creeping through London, swallowing lives, fortunes, secrets, and souls? In Bleak House, Charles Dickens creates one of his darkest and most ambitious visions of Victorian society. With fierce moral imagination...
By: Charles Dickens
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The Quantity Theory of Morality
- By: Will Self
- Narrated by: Will Self
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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A Literary Hub Most Anticipated Book of 2026 A blistering, brilliant novel from the Booker-shortlisted author, elegantly reflecting his Geoffrey Faber Memorial award–winning story collection The Quantity Theory of Insanity In The Quantity Theory of Morality, Will Self ’s unconventional new...
By: Will Self
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Der erste letzte Tag
- Kein Thriller
- By: Sebastian Fitzek
- Narrated by: Simon Jäger
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Livius Reimer macht sich auf den Weg von München nach Berlin, um seine Ehe zu retten. Als sein Flug gestrichen wird, muss er sich den einzig noch verfügbaren Mietwagen mit einer jungen Frau teilen, um die er sonst einen großen Bogen gemacht hätte. Zu schräg, zu laut, zu ungewöhnlich – mit ihrer unkonventionellen Sicht auf die Welt überfordert Lea von Armin Livius von der ersten Sekunde an.
By: Sebastian Fitzek
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Scoring off Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Shawna Wolf
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
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"There are moments when a man feels he has the upper hand… and then there are the moments immediately after." In Scoring off Jeeves , Bertie Wooster is quietly confident that, just this once, he has managed to get the better of his otherwise infallible valet. A small victory, perhaps—but in a life so frequently guided, corrected, and discreetly improved, it feels like a triumph of historic proportions. Naturally, this cannot possibly last.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
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Raízes Loiras
- By: Bernardine Evaristo, Camila Von Holdefer - tradutor
- Narrated by: Graça Cunha
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Doris Scagglethorpe é uma menina de dez anos que mora com os pais e as três irmãs na área rural da Inglaterra. Certo dia, enquanto brinca de pique-esconde, é raptada e levada de navio para a Grande Ambossa. Lá, é escravizada e perde o direito ao próprio nome—que agora é Omorenomwara. Submetida desde o primeiro dia a uma série de violências psicológicas, físicas e morais, ela sonha em conseguir fugir e voltar para casa.
By: Bernardine Evaristo, and others
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I Am a Cat
- A new translation of the original Japanese cat classic
- By: Natsume Soseki, Nick Bradley - translator
- Narrated by: Mark Takeshi Ota
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Brought to you by Penguin. Discover the original Japanese Cat classic, now in a vibrant new translation by Nick Bradley, author of The Cat and the City. 'I am a Cat. But I still don't have a name...' Once a stray kitten, I Am a Cat’s narrator finds himself adopted by a local scholar and thrown...
By: Natsume Soseki, and others
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La nariz
- By: Nikolai Gogol
- Narrated by: Juanma Martínez
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Este relato forma parte de la colección Novelas de San Petersburgo y data de 1836. Es un buen ejemplo de humor grotesco que consiste en mirar las cosas "desde el otro lado de lo trágico" (el relato comienza con el barbero que encuentra la nariz, no con quien la pierde). Se da una fusión entre lo real (descripción de ambientes, relaciones entre personajes...) y lo fantástico que dota al relato de verosimilitud. El relato que nos ocupa es una muestra de humor absurdo aunque cargado con una fuerte dosis de crítica a una sociedad obsesionada con la apariencia y el ascenso en la escala social.
By: Nikolai Gogol
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Love You Later: A Sweet Romantic Comedy
- By: Julie Christianson
- Narrated by: Amanda Friday, Andy Harrington
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Falling in love was not in their wedding vows… Loren Cane is in a downward spiral. Since her fiancé left her, she’s been juggling multiple jobs, mounting bills, and a father who’s slipping away. The only thing she has left is the found family that anchors her. Namely, Bridger Adams...
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Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Karlheinz Gabor
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache ist ein kurzer humoristisch-satirischer Essay des US-amerikanischen Schriftstellers Mark Twain aus dem Jahre 1880. Das englische Original wurde zuerst in der Anthologie „A Tramp Abroad" als Annex D veröffentlicht. Twain, der sich zu jener Zeit auf einer mehrmonatigen Reise durch Europa befand, schildert darin die – wie er es empfand – Skurrilitäten, Absurditäten, Widersprüchlichkeiten und generellen Schwierigkeiten beim Erlernen der deutschen Sprache als Fremdsprache.
By: Mark Twain
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Hail to the Chief
- An Inauguration Poem, or a Lament for What Might Have Been
- By: Tanyo Ravicz
- Narrated by: Scott Fleming
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Before the ascent of Donald Trump, there was “Hail to the Chief,” in which the poet traces the incredible rise and fall and comeback of the Clintons, from Bill’s Arkansas roots to Hill’s swearing in as the 45th president of the United States, and lovingly recreates the forbidden White House romance that rocked the nation.
By: Tanyo Ravicz
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Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
- A Marriage of Convenience Sports Romcom
- By: Kate Watson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Rose, Logan Anare
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage…license. Sean When my ex cheated and begged me to take her back, I made a rash, too-public vow: the next woman I kiss will be my wife. It seemed like a good idea at the time—anything to stop being everyone’s second choice. The ultimate...
By: Kate Watson
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Half-Price Heroes: The King's Biscuits
- A Humorous Fantasy Adventure
- By: H.J. Granhof
- Narrated by: Rob Jones
- Length: 14 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world of Corporate Food Gods and famed Buttersmiths, the disgraced ex-captain of the Lionsguard, Sir Bullstein, joins forces with manipulative bard One-Eyed Beverly on a morally gray job for coin. Their mission? To slay the absolute moron who disrupted famished and wrathful King Reggie's breakfast. Instead of earning easy jimmy-nickels, the party uncovers a deeper, more sinister, and far less trivial danger to the flourishing land of Jimmyville... one they are not at all suited to deal with.
By: H.J. Granhof
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Table Number 7
- The Comedy of Affairs
- By: Zakir Hossain, Lilianna Hossain
- Narrated by: Rahim Bukhari Syed Abdur
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Table Number 7 is a delightfully witty and satirical romp through the chaotic love life of Shafiqur Rahman Romeo, a man hopelessly entangled in his own romantic farce. Set against the vibrant backdrop of early-2000s Dhaka, this comedy novella blends cultural specificity with universal humour, crafting a story that’s as sharp as it is heartfelt. When one lover turns up before schedule, Romeo’s carefully timed escapades spin out of control, unleashing a chain of comic confrontations that end up in a courtroom circus.
By: Zakir Hossain, and others
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Please Remain Seated: This Will Only Take a Moment
- A Terms and Conditions Novel
- By: Ralph Clayton
- Narrated by: Andrew Post
- Length: 20 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Please Remain Seated: This Will Only Take a Moment is a dark satirical novel about what happens after power stops shouting and starts waiting. The world is not ending loudly. It is being corrected quietly.
By: Ralph Clayton
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Maybe It’s About Time
- By: Neil Boss
- Narrated by: Neil Boss
- Length: 25 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Two people trapped in their different worlds. One by wealth and one by poverty. Twenty years working for The Firm has given Marcus Barlow everything he wants but has taken his soul in return. Finding a way to leave has become an obsession. Claire Halford’s life hits rock bottom when she is caught stealing food from Tesco Express. Left alone by her husband with two small children and an STI, her suicide music is starting to play louder in her head. A chance meeting brings them together.
By: Neil Boss
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Grimsby: Shots at the Bar
- Grimsby, Book 3
- By: G. Emmett Beaver
- Narrated by: G. Emmett Beaver
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Grimsby—Shots at the Bar is a sharp, ambitious work of modern noir that reaches well beyond the boundaries of a typical crime novel. G. Emmett Beaver delivers a story that doesn’t just focus on a single crime—it exposes the entire ecosystem surrounding it, where lawyers, institutions, and flawed systems collide in ways that feel both authentic and revealing.
By: G. Emmett Beaver
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The Wonderful Wizard of Lies
- By: Neal Flesher
- Narrated by: Alana Nicole Cox
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The Wonderful Wizard of Lies is a dystopian allegory, reimagining The Wizard of Oz in a world ruled by economic illusion. Dorothy and her companions navigate a surreal financial landscape dominated by debt cycles, automation, and hollow leadership. Through satire and symbolism, the story critiques fiat currency, bureaucratic oppression, and the loss of human dignity in a hyper-optimized society.
By: Neal Flesher
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The Devil and Mrs. Gooch
- A Novel
- By: Oliver Darkshire
- Narrated by: Kymberley Cochrane
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In the storm–drenched city of Verdigris, home to indolent sorcerers and undead hotels, something is dreadfully wrong. Buildings are starting to crumble due to the kidnapping of their hobs, the many-legged house spirits that keep each home in order. In such times, one would ordinarily blame the Devil, but he has been enchanted by a new and enticing evil: The jackbooted villainy of Gwendolyn Gooch, who has taken the hobs for her latest diabolical scheme—apartments for rent.
By: Oliver Darkshire
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Gray Is the New Black
- Guerrilla Grannies, Book 1
- By: Jo Michaels
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Pearl Etta Riggs just buried her husband of a million years (no, not literally, but it felt that way sometimes), and her dear friends are trying to find a way to cheer her up. So, they meet for coffee and cheesecake at their favorite place, the Cheesy Cream Café. Ah, the taste of childhood. Ethel spots the story of a local bank robbery in the paper, and pitches solving it as "it will give us something to do." She begs, she pleads, and she… Flirts with the waiter?
By: Jo Michaels
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Sisyphus.gov
- A Workplace Comedy About Impossible Tasks
- By: Justin Ryan Carver
- Narrated by: Evan Bishop
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Evan Calder took a government job because he believed he could make a difference. That was four years and fourteen failed project plans ago. Now he spends his mornings decoding contradictory emails from leadership ("Be bold. Also, don't do anything without approval."), his afternoons in meetings about meetings about meetings, and his evenings wondering why he still owns a leather portfolio his parents bought him when they thought he was going to change the world.
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Urlaub, oder was?
- Urlaubsgeschichten, Band 1
- By: Karlheinz Huber
- Narrated by: Norman Riedel
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Man sagt, Urlaub sei die schönste Zeit des Jahres. Theoretisch stimmt das vielleicht auch. Praktisch sieht es oft etwas anders aus. Ein Familienurlaub auf Lanzarote entwickelt sich schneller zum Chaos, als irgendjemand geplant hatte. Missverständnisse, Pannen und absurde Situationen folgen Schlag auf Schlag. Und als wäre das nicht genug, haben auch andere Urlauber ihre ganz persönlichen Katastrophen im Gepäck.
By: Karlheinz Huber
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Particles of Light
- The misadventures of one bright son of a gun, his smart mouth dog and everything under the sun.
- By: David Emerson Trim
- Narrated by: David Emerson Trim
- Length: 22 hrs and 20 mins
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A brilliant teenage boy teaches his dog to talk—and in West Texas, that’s enough to get them both killed. Danny is a mixed-race teen on the autism spectrum, still reeling from his mother’s murder, trying to make sense of a disconnected father, and a world, that rarely make sense back. Lido...
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Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
- By: Jerome K. Jerome
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow features twelve comedic essays that effortlessly blend humour with philosophical enquiry. Vibrant and lively, Jerome's writing offers amusing meditations on some of life's most trivial endeavours. Spanning everything from indecisiveness and keeping up appearances, to avoiding unsolicited advice and romance, these witty musings gently poke fun at the pressures of societal expectation with profound insight.
By: Jerome K. Jerome
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Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
- By: Jerome K. Jerome
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Jerome K. Jerome's second ever published work, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is a rollicking collection of hilarious essays that established the writer as one of the most talented humorists of his day.
By: Jerome K. Jerome