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My name is Drew Hayes, and for the past six years I've made my living as a writer. In that time, I've published 20 books, written hundreds of thousands of words, and made countless mistakes - most of which I like to think I've learned from. Underqualified Advice (and Other Amusing Diversions) is my attempt to compile those lessons and share them with others, as well as have some fun along the way. Half of the book is dedicated to detailing specifics about writing, maneuvering the industry, and keeping fiscally afloat in largely unstable waters.

This collection contains Aliens vs ASS, Thicker than Blood, Action Kadabra, Jack-O-Pumpkins, G. I. R. L.: Guy in Real Life, and The Little Arsonist Girl. 

Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.  

Cuando tu Hada Madrina amenaza con esclavizarte lanzándote una maldición; cuando un flautista malvado resuelve tu problema con las ratas, pero secuestra a tus hijos; cuando quieres vengarte del príncipe que te ha convertido en sapo... ¿A quién puedes recurrir? Pues a la panda de canallas conocidos a lo largo y ancho como los Campeones Bastardos: el intrépido trío que viaja por un mundo de leyendas, buscando aventuras y enderezando tuertos, siempre que pueda sacar una buena tajada.