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Wasteland Mandala
- Narrated by: Oma Nipa
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-12-25
- Language: English
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Charlie
- A Novel
- By: Grant Gage, GWA Books
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie has spent years inside a prison that swears it is a theater. One moment he is shackled in a concrete cell; the next, spotlights flare and a director's voice orders him to dance. That director, Robert Cooper, is also the father who never met Charlie's eyes when he was a child, and whose approval still glints just out of reach. Onstage beside Charlie stands Drew Fontaine, a flawless double who shares his face, his age, even his laugh—yet Drew glides through every routine while Charlie stumbles in the shadows.
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Charlie
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 16-06-25
- Language: English
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- By: Tara York, Rob Bon
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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They're soft, they're snuggly, they're adorable, and they're absolutely deranged! Welcome to the plush nightmares of Get Stuffed--a hilariously unhinged collection of short stories where teddy bears commit arson, attend Furry club events, infiltrate Wall Street, and sabotage doomed couples in remote cabins for kicks. These aren't your regular bedtime stories. They're blood-soaked, trauma-inflicting emotional roller coasters!
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 02-10-25
- Language: English
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- By: Richard Engling
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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In this hilarious follow-up to Give My Regards to Nowhere, Chicago director Dwayne Finnegan has another crack at the big time if only his production of Romeo and Juliet can shine. However, Dwayne shares rehearsal space with a psychedelic drug cult that believes Dwayne’s production is evil. The cult sabotages him. His actors rebel. His publicist gets entangled with a loan shark. Bones are broken, the production drops into chaos, Dwayne’s marriage hangs by a thread, but despite it all, the show must go on.
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Series: The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 05-09-25
- Language: English
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- By: Johnny B. Truant
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
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Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- keep life interesting. When a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden.
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 05-09-25
- Language: English
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A transformação
- By: Franz Kafka, Celso Donizete Cruz, Walter Benjamin
- Narrated by: Alberto Eloy
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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A transformação (Die Verwandlung, 1915) foi publicada originariamente na revista expressionista Weiße Blätter, que abrigava textos da nova geração de escritores alemães como Heinrich Mann, Ernst Bloch e Rosa Luxemburgo. A novela narra a singular história de Gregor Samsa, um caixeiro viajante que certo dia acorda em sua cama transformado em inseto. Plena de significados simbólicos, a obra deu origem às mais diversas interpretações.
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A transformação
- Narrated by: Alberto Eloy
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 03-09-25
- Language: Portuguese
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Several years after being plunked back down to Earth, Derek Christian (mediocre music journalist and reluctant space adventurer) finds himself being swept up again by the mysterious Kent to (once again) save the universe, this time from Clone Kent who is assembling an army to invade Zongoland and steal the Creator's secret recipe for doughnuts which contains the secret to all creation. Some things have changed in that time, Clone Derek (who took his place on Earth while he was away) has made Derek a rich and successful writer, but, he harbors a grudge.
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Series: The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 28-08-25
- Language: English
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When MIT physicist Dr. Velcro Threadbare builds a Sock Singularity Engine to solve the mystery of missing socks, she accidentally tears a hole in the fabric of reality—literally. Now socks across the multiverse have gained sentience, and they're not happy. The matched wage war against the unmatched. A pug named Sir Barksalot becomes the Sock Pope, preaching liberation through deliberate mispairing. Criminal flamingo syndicates trade in celebrity sock radiation.
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up. When actuary Ptolemy “Tolly” Blackthorne inherits his grandmother’s scarf—a knitted, contraband probability anchor—he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese. Tolly’s talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe; instead it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce “Fun is mandatory,” and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Richtig gutes Essen
- By: Junko Takase, Yoko Hamann - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Uta Simone
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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Eine angepasste Bürokarriere, eine zuvorkommende Frau, richtig gutes Essen – Nitani weiß, worauf es im Leben ankommen sollte. In der starr reglementierten Welt des Büros kommen sich die beiden näher. Humorvoll und klug stellt Junko Takase die Frage, warum wir im Leben manchmal falsch abbiegen, und zeigt anhand einer Bürogemeinschaft die Absurditäten des modernen Zusammenlebens auf.
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Richtig gutes Essen
- Narrated by: Uta Simone
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 10-02-26
- Language: German
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- By: Shay DeLeon
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Length: 3 hrs
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Jackson and Rae thought their discovery was already strange enough. But when answers about the scroll leads them into the heart of New Orleans, they uncover a prophecy older than memory—one that speaks of soulmates bound by amulets, and an ancient curse. Madame Aucoin tells them a story of heirs to an ancient burden, but the truth hits harder than any legend: the tether isn’t just myth. It’s in their blood, in their bodies, pulling them toward each other even as it threatens to tear them apart.
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Tetherlight, Issue Two: The First Connection
- Narrated by: Amy Eberly
- Series: Tetherlight, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: English
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- By: Hörbuchzeit, Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Geschichte schildert das Schicksal von Gregor Samsa, der eines Morgens als Ungeziefer erwacht – und mit der Entfremdung seiner Familie und der eigenen Isolation konfrontiert wird. Kafkas Erzählung ist zugleich beklemmend, grotesk und tiefgründig, eine zeitlose Reflexion über Menschlichkeit, Schuld und Ausgrenzung.
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: German
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
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Beyond legend lies a reality so absurd it threatens to invert everything. Oscar Teabag-Dooven, poet by nature, Velvet Paw by necessity, is the only hope for a land on the brink of ignition. Some books brighten the world. This one sets it aflame. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. Bedlam threatens to engulf the world—unless Oscar can stop it, which he’s willing to try, provided he has an enormous breakfast first.
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 15-10-25
- Language: English
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
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When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was. When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling. That’s because a poet is eating reality.
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- By: Kikuko Tsumura, Katja Busson - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Erzählerin in diesem Hörbuch ist müde - von der Arbeitswelt, ihren absurden Ritualen und entfremdenden Herausforderungen. Allerdings entwickeln auch die abseitigsten Anstellungen ihre Tücken - von Läden, die vom Erdboden verschwinden, über mysteriösen Sekten, zu einem Landschaftspark, der von einem Geist heimgesucht scheint. Fast könnte man meinen, das System ist das Problem ...
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 31-10-25
- Language: German
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Metamorphosis
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Gregor Samsa, a seemingly average salesman and cloth merchant, awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a monstrous insect. Trapped inside his new grotesque form, Gregor struggles to hold down his job and maintain his place in the family who become increasingly wary of him, frightful of his new body. Soon Gregor is unable to communicate at all, and becomes fearful he will forget his human side altogether.
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Metamorphosis
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 28-10-25
- Language: English
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A Masterful Revenge
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration. But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.
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A Masterful Revenge
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7, Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- By: Elizabeth Fanning
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost in the Wonderland is a journey through strange roads, wild rivers, and half-remembered songs. It begins with a botched bank robbery and spirals into a netherworld where music is seeded and rises in the airwaves. When the worlds collide, the spell shatters, leaving the odd, the brave, and the broken-hearted to search for their lost spark, through misguided choices, stolen Christmas nativities, roadside attractions, pills, and flamethrowers. Blending magical realism with mythic undertones, Lost in the Wonderland follows people caught between worlds, driven by longing and the need to belong.
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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