Episodes

  • EP 38 - WAIT.. WHAT..?
    Apr 29 2026

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    What happens when two co-hosts show up with zero plan and way too many opinions? Chaos, obviously. In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn go completely off the rails talking cruise stories from their family’s recent trip on Royal Caribbean, debate whether they’d rather live without air conditioning or Wi-Fi, spiral into a hilarious “chicken wing math” conspiracy, and somehow end up discussing pickleball obsessions, gardening, food supply paranoia, and the randomness of adult life.

    From cruise ship mishaps and sibling vacation recaps to HVAC drama, weird food theories, and those incomplete thoughts we all have but rarely say out loud, this episode is pure unscripted comedy. If you love funny relationship podcasts, random debates, cruise talk, pop culture tangents, and millennial humor, this one is for you.

    We also tackle questions like: Are there enough chickens in the world for all the wings we eat? Is pickleball becoming a personality trait? And what would you choose… no air conditioning or no Wi-Fi?

    Expect laughs, conspiracy-level overthinking, relationship banter, cruise stories, and the kind of random conversations that somehow make perfect sense.

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    44 mins
  • EP 37 - Where Did the Mosquito Trucks Go?
    Apr 22 2026

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    Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast! This week, David and Jenn dive into one of their most random, relatable, and hilarious conversations yet. From questioning what ever happened to the old-school mosquito trucks to breaking down the chaos of cruise planning, this episode is packed with everyday thoughts, funny stories, and the kind of back-and-forth you only get from best friends who keep it real.

    They talk about family dynamics, cruise habits, overpacking struggles, and what really happens when you try to plan every minute of a vacation. The conversation takes a turn into gardening, homegrown food, and even the unexpected reality of property taxes and neighborhood services. Of course, it would not be Unapologetically Us The Podcast without some wild tangents, including conspiracy theory misconceptions, accents, TV shows, and the random thoughts that make you stop and say… wait, what?

    If you enjoy relatable conversations, unfiltered humor, and topics that bounce from everyday life to completely unexpected places, this episode is for you. Whether you’re into podcasts about relationships, lifestyle, funny discussions, or just need something entertaining to listen to on your drive, at home, or on vacation, this one hits all the marks.

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    35 mins
  • EP 36 - Plastic Detox or Total BS
    Apr 8 2026

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    In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn recap their Easter celebration filled with family, food, and way too many desserts, before diving into a brutally honest and hilarious breakdown of the Netflix documentary The Plastic Detox. What starts as a simple conversation about plastic exposure quickly turns into a full-on debate about modern health trends, everyday habits, and how much any of it actually matters.

    From holiday food overload and favorite dishes to strong opinions on plastics, infertility research, and whether changing your lifestyle is even realistic, this episode blends humor, real talk, and unfiltered reactions. The conversation shifts into relatable relationship moments, including everyday “icks,” pet peeves, and the small habits that can instantly annoy you. It is raw, funny, and completely relatable for anyone navigating relationships, health trends, and everyday life.

    If you enjoy podcasts about relationships, lifestyle debates, trending documentaries, and real conversations with no filter, this episode is for you.

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    42 mins
  • EP 35 - Vacation Gone Wrong
    Apr 2 2026

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    In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn are back after a short break and diving straight into a hilarious and chaotic cruise recap. From overpriced popcorn and late-night casino runs to ice cream mishaps and forgetting entire outfits on the ship, this episode is packed with real-life travel stories you cannot make up. They share what really happens on a cruise when you mix drinks, bad decisions, and spring break crowds, plus how quickly spending can spiral when everything goes on your room charge.

    Beyond the cruise chaos, the conversation shifts into everyday life topics including sleep habits, weird sleeping positions, and what they might say about your mental state. Jenn breaks down her late-night research on anxiety and sleep patterns while David questions everything. The episode also gets into real talk about relationships, friendships, and what happens when energy is not matched, including how to handle one-sided connections in a no-nonsense way.

    They wrap things up with thoughts on overspending, upcoming travel plans, a Netflix documentary about plastics and health, and why some habits might be harder to break than others. If you enjoy funny couple podcasts, relatable conversations, travel stories, and unfiltered opinions, this episode delivers exactly that with the signature humor and honesty that defines Unapologetically Us The Podcast.

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    28 mins
  • EP 34 - Is Adulting Really A Scam ?!?
    Mar 11 2026

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    In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn cover a little bit of everything, starting with David’s Amazon shopping habits and his tendency to let things sit in his cart for months, or even years, before finally buying them long after the trend has passed. That leads into a hilarious Waterpik update that quickly turns into a full disaster story involving tonsil stone curiosity, choking, coughing, and nearly drowning in the bathroom. From there, the conversation bounces into online trends, save for later lists, and the random things people convince themselves to buy after too much time on the internet. They also get into whether either of them could ever survive karaoke night, what songs they would pick if forced onto a stage, why some public singing situations are just too uncomfortable to watch, and how movies like Pitch Perfect somehow make acapella look a lot easier than it actually is. The episode also dives into the rude reality of adulthood, from being excited to grow up only to realize bills, groceries, rent, insurance, and responsibility are a never-ending scam, to looking back on teenage expectations versus real adult life. Along the way, David and Jenn talk about old apartment rent prices, couponing, school clothes, first bills, how expensive everything feels now, and how younger generations sometimes seem to be missing that same financial wake-up call. They also swap frustrations over nonstop spam calls, call screening, scam loan offers, junk reporting, and why blocking numbers never seems to fix anything. To top it all off, Jenn gives an update on her sleep mask struggle, neck-to-pillow ratio issues, light sensitivity, time change fatigue, naps, and the general realization that getting older is a very weird experience. If you love funny podcast conversations about Amazon shopping habits, Waterpik fails, karaoke anxiety, spam calls, sleep struggles, and the ongoing disappointment of adult life, this episode is for you.

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    37 mins
  • EP 33 - Game Show Episode
    Mar 4 2026

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    In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn turn the show into a trivia game night with an Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader style challenge, a spelling test that goes completely off the rails, and plenty of random laughs along the way.

    They debate what people really mean when they say “next Sunday,” struggle through notoriously hard spelling words, and test their knowledge with trivia covering science, history, Disney characters, 90s nostalgia, Tamagotchis, Spider Man, Home Alone, and the year the first iPhone was released.

    The episode wraps up with rapid fire games, everyday life conversations about sleep masks and neck pillows, and the kind of unpredictable moments that happen when two friends just hit record and see where the conversation goes. Play along and see if you are smarter than a fifth grader.

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    30 mins
  • EP 32 - Pirates, Nassau Plans, & the Worst Customer Service Loop
    Feb 25 2026

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    Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast with David and Jenn. This episode starts with a surprisingly heated question: are pirates actually real, or did we all just assume they were movie characters. From Florida history to St. Augustine “pirate tourism,” things spiral fast, especially once an old Encyclopedia Britannica set becomes the hottest piece of nostalgia on the market.

    Then it is cruise talk time. They breaks down why a three day cruise is officially too short, why a day at sea matters, and how ship vibes can make or break the whole trip. With another sailing coming up, the two try to book drink packages and excursions the “smart” way, meaning discounts, onboard credit, and splitting payments for maximum credit card points. Enter a call center maze featuring Brian, Nora, and Mary, plus a round of policy confusion that turns into an accidental masterclass in “how to do your job.”

    Along the way, they detour into subtitles, Bridgerton background noise, game shows vs westerns, and the timeless question: if a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or just naked. If you like chaotic friendship energy, travel planning debates, and real life rants that feel like a sitcom, this one is for you.

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    36 mins
  • EP 31 - From T9 Texting to “We Need to Talk” & Are Pirates Real
    Feb 18 2026

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    Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast with David and Jenn. In this episode, we time travel back to the 90s and ask the real question: could we survive without smartphones, GPS, and instant answers? We talk T9 texting, Blackberry keyboards, MapQuest directions, paper maps, and the chaos of calling someone’s house phone and having someone else pick up.

    Then we get into a very real anxiety trigger, the dreaded “we need to talk,” and why those three words can instantly send your brain into worst case scenario mode at work or in relationships. We also roll into a fast round of “Would You Rather” debates that somehow get way more serious than they should, including paper cuts, biting your tongue, accents, smells, invisibility, and the ultimate question: more time or more money?

    To wrap it up, we go down a rabbit hole on pirates, Blackbeard, modern piracy, and whether cruise ships actually deal with pirate threats. It’s a funny, random, and weirdly relatable episode about nostalgia, tech, overthinking, and the everyday conversations that turn into full blown debates.

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    38 mins