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A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing.

Do not double dip. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence.

It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko.

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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.

Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people.

Take a number. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.

Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.

Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.

That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of.

Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me.

This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko.

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In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect.

Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels.

These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko.

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