You ever wake up expecting a normal day… and instead get a full-blown civic uprising, a fake music festival announcement, and a neighborhood scandal involving dog poop? Yeah, same.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a comedy podcast stops pretending to be normal and fully leans into the chaos.

First up, we meet Bill Parmentier — a man who didn’t campaign, didn’t plan, and still managed to win a local election as a write-in candidate. Not just win… dominate. This guy single-handedly restored faith in democracy while the rest of us can barely remember our own passwords. It’s inspirational. It’s confusing. It’s very, very funny.

Then, because stability is overrated, the show decides to completely rename itself. New identities, new personalities, same questionable decision-making. It’s like a midlife crisis… but for a radio show.

From there, things escalate quickly:

We invent fake bands that somehow feel real enough to headline a festival (looking at you, Velvet Canoe), and casually announce a completely unhinged version of Rizz Fest that would absolutely get shut down in under 10 minutes.

And just when you think we’ve peaked… enter: The Man in the Tiny Blue Shorts.

A Nextdoor post calls out a mysterious neighbor who commits the ultimate suburban crime — disposing of dog business in someone else’s freshly emptied trash bin. What follows is a breakdown so detailed, so passionate, it turns into a full-blown character assassination… and eventually a children’s book. Because of course it does.

This comedy podcast episode is packed with ridiculous storytelling, sarcastic commentary, and the kind of everyday absurdity that somehow feels way too relatable.

If you’re into daily chaos, weird news, and a group of grown adults making everything worse (but funnier), this is your kind of comedy podcast.

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One man restored faith in democracy… and another completely destroyed faith in neighborhood etiquette.

Welcome to this absolutely unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite comedy podcast where the news is weird, the takes are questionable, and the dignity is optional.

We kick things off with the rise of local legend Bill Parmentier — a write-in candidate who pulled off the impossible and won a landslide victory in Manchester, Missouri. Not only did he win, he convinced hundreds of people to manually write his name on a ballot… which, let’s be honest, is the most impressive part. This is the kind of underdog story that makes you believe in the system again… or at least makes for incredible radio.

Then things take a hard left turn (as they always do on this comedy podcast). The crew celebrates National Rename Yourself Day with names that should never be spoken out loud again, announces a completely fake — and deeply disturbing — Rizz Fest lineup, and somehow ends up reading a full-blown children’s book roasting Rizz for his now-infamous “tiny blue shorts” incident.

Yes, that’s right. A neighborhood Nextdoor post exposed Rizz for tossing dog waste into someone else’s freshly emptied trash bin — and the internet (and this show) did what it does best: turn it into content. The result? A dramatic reading of a children’s book that will absolutely never get published… for legal reasons.

Oh, and because this is a daily comedy show, we wrap things up with Friday Fail Stories featuring peak human stupidity — including an alcohol-free bar manager getting a DUI and someone driving around with an alligator on their car like that’s just a normal Tuesday.

It’s chaotic, it’s sarcastic, it’s wildly unnecessary — and it’s exactly why this funny podcast exists.

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This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a funny podcast goes completely off the rails and nobody bothers to stop it.

We kick things off with a story that will absolutely ruin your appetite (and possibly your will to live): a woman sneezes… and worms come flying out of her nose. Not metaphorical worms. Not “ugh, allergies.” Actual, wiggling, horror-movie nightmare fuel. Naturally, we lean into it way too hard and spiral into discussions about parasites, pinworms, and the kind of parenting discoveries nobody prepares you for.

From there, things somehow get worse—in a good way. We break down actual scientific research about whose farts smell worse (yes, this is real science, and yes, we take it very seriously like mature adults). The conversation quickly devolves into personal trauma, family bathroom horror stories, and the realization that dads everywhere have committed crimes against humanity in poorly ventilated spaces.

Then we pivot—because of course we do—into a wild Everest scam where guides were literally poisoning climbers to fake emergency rescues and cash in on insurance payouts. So if you thought climbing the tallest mountain on Earth sounded dangerous already, good news: it’s worse.

And just when you think we’ve hit peak absurdity, we uncover a toothpaste lawsuit involving mold, corporate deception, and the crushing realization that your “all-natural” lifestyle might be a lie. Sprinkle in a sugar baby scam targeting rich dudes with zero self-control, and you’ve got a funny podcast that covers more ground than it probably should.

It’s gross, it’s ridiculous, it’s occasionally informative—and it’s exactly what you signed up for.

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