Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire

Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction

Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter

Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story.

Is "Edie" dead? Is Linus crazy? Is Mike the next Max Bet Omar... or is he Joey Chestnutt's doctor? All in all, we live in a world that mirrors Euphoria and is over-concerned with cheap, plastic mystery things. CORK THAT BAT but no gummy butter. Yech.

All this, plus Andy Rooney: The hits keep comin'! Robb seems to be inventin' diseases, but at least we got some answers. Josh tries dinner in The Tragic Kingdom... and let's talk Marty. Plus, Robb sends his love to the chatroom... you guysare THE BEST (koff).

Tonight, on a brand new Falcon Crest... How were things at Casa de Spewak last night? We find out during a thorough, sincere heart to heart with Mike and Robb. It gets REAL. Beware of "The Lewis and Clarkers". Plus, if you love Netflix, say "I Do."

Stay tuned for an outstanding entertainment program: What the Hell is wrong with Robb? Don't sleep on Nostalgia... and screw the trolls. TV insight and reccos... and Josh has BIN up to his side-hustle (dry is good). HORSE FARTS!

There you go, man

Keep as cool as you can

Face piles of trials with smiles

It riles them to believe

That you perceive the web they weave

And keep on thinking free

Eyewitness News... is next! Why is that dog blurry? How did a pilgrim beat Mike? We all dread the awkward phone call. SPY REPORT... but it's not about Mike and arson. Laurel is the place to be... even if you are a professional suck up.

On most of these CBS stations... It's The Mike O'Meara Show! Join us today because Mike is a Goat (is that right?). This little piggy will NOT play in the PGA Championship. Is Buc-ee's better than ranch dressing? Shut up, Elon. Plus, the new Bulletin is here! The new Bulletin is here! Happy Birthday, Stevie.