It’s like the boy who cried wolf… except now the wolf shows up… and people are like, “Let’s hear the wolf’s side.”

Meanwhile, Donald Trump gets called a Nazi so often, you’d think it was on his business cards.

“Nazi.”

“Fascist.”

“Threat to democracy.”

Over and over and over.

And yet somehow… none of the investigations, indictments, media deep-dives, or political witch hunts have produced… you know… a swastika tattoo.

Not one.

But here we are… in this upside-down carnival… where imaginary offenses get maximum outrage… and actual, visible, undeniable ones get a sympathy tour.

It’s not just hypocrisy. Hypocrisy at least tries to hide. This is performance hypocrisy.

This is Broadway-level. Costumes, lighting, choreography.

They don’t even care that you see it anymore. In fact, I think they assume you won’t.

Or worse… that you’ll notice… and just accept it.

And that’s where the real punchline lands.

Because the message isn’t subtle. It’s actually very clear:

There are two standards.

Two sets of rules.

Two entirely different definitions of outrage.

And the dividing line isn’t what you did…

It’s who you are… and whose team you’re on.

So yeah… it turns out you can survive just about anything in modern politics…

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Ever been to a food tasting? You just get little nibbles of what the meals would taste like.

I like those, because you sample what you like or don’t like. And I can only say that today’s show is a sampler, but you will like it all.

That rich, unmistakable aroma… slow-roasted, lightly seasoned, occasionally overcooked Democrats.

We got SCOTUS fallout, and Leftists are upset. But it’s not just the gerrymandering. People are dishing dirt on KJB.

SCOTUS Decision Fallout

Lots of crying over SNAP

No more junk food on SNAP and people were losing their minds…

Think about how wild that is.

We went from “food assistance” to “government-funded snack attack.”

And the argument isn’t even subtle. It’s basically:

“How dare you tell me I can’t buy candy with taxpayer money!”

That’s not a nutrition program anymore. That’s Willy Wonka with a federal budget.

And look, I get it. Nobody wants government micromanaging their grocery cart. But at some point, you have to ask the obvious question…

Is this about helping people eat… or helping corporations sell sugar with a subsidy sticker on it?

Because historically, SNAP was created in the 1960s as part of LBJ’s Great Society. The idea was simple: prevent hunger.

Not “fund a soda habit.”

We didn’t fight the War on Poverty so somebody could roll up with a cart that looks like Halloween collided with a gas station.

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Four presidents were killed while in office:

• Abraham Lincoln (1865)

Shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford’s Theatre just days after the Civil War effectively ended. The timing alone makes it feel like history couldn’t wait to pivot.

• James A. Garfield (1881)

Shot by Charles J. Guiteau. Garfield didn’t die immediately. He lingered for weeks, and many historians believe poor medical treatment contributed to his death as much as the bullet did.

• William McKinley (1901)

Shot by anarchist Leon Czolgosz at the Pan-American Exposition. Another delayed death, another moment where medicine lagged behind the crisis.

• John F. Kennedy (1963)

Shot in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald. This is the one that never really settled into history. It still hums in the background of American culture like an unresolved chord.

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Presidents Who Survived Assassination Attempts

A longer list, and in some ways, a more revealing one.

• Andrew Jackson (1835)

The first attempted assassination of a sitting president. The attacker’s guns misfired. Jackson reportedly responded by beating the man with his cane. Not exactly a Secret Service moment.

• Theodore Roosevelt (1912, while campaigning)

Shot in the chest, then delivered a speech anyway. The bullet was slowed by a folded speech manuscript and a glasses case in his pocket. A literal case of paperwork saving a life.

• Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933, president-elect)

Shot at in Miami. He wasn’t hit, but Chicago mayor Anton Cermak was killed. A reminder that these events rarely stay contained.

• Harry S. Truman (1950)

Puerto Rican nationalists attacked Blair House, where Truman was staying. A White House police officer was killed in the firefight.

• Gerald Ford (1975, twice in one month)

Two separate attempts in California, both by women, both failing. Statistically bizarre, historically overlooked.

• Ronald Reagan (1981)

Shot by John Hinckley Jr.. Reagan survived, but the bullet came terrifyingly close to killing him. The incident reshaped modern presidential security.

• Bill Clinton (1994)

Shots fired at the White House by Francisco Martin Duran. Clinton wasn’t harmed.

• George W. Bush (2005)

A grenade was thrown during a speech in Georgia (the country). It failed to detonate. One of those moments where history hinges on a mechanical malfunction.

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