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The Harry Hill Show

The Harry Hill Show

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Hello there! It's me, Harry Hill! I've got a new show, and this time, it's visualised, A VODSCARF. Join me, my son Gary and Sarah the A.I Bot as we talk to a motley crew of comedians, celebrities and cultural icons, and if that wasn't enough we all learn together as we speak to an expert on stuff like the big bang, day of the dead, and even FLIES as part of our theme of the week! PLUS introducing the game everyone is talking about, Name The Seed. Follow now so you never miss an episode!The Harry Hill Show
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  • Joel Dommett: Zebra Crossing Keyboards, Red Panda Heart Palpitations and 'Attractive' Comedians

    Joel Dommett: Zebra Crossing Keyboards, Red Panda Heart Palpitations and 'Attractive' Comedians
    Jul 6 2026
    TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IF OFF! We're back. This week, Harry is joined by comedian, television presenter, and incredibly good-looking man Joel Dommett! Harry relives the claustrophobic nightmare of performing inside a giant furry suit on The Masked Singer (which he only did because Joel told him it would be "fun" ), and explains how he almost had a heart attack dressed as a Red Panda. Meanwhile, Joel reminisces about his teenage nu-metal band and the importance of a silent p. Friend of the Vodscarf, Professor Chris Lintott drops by to explain why Venus is an acidic holiday hellhole. 00:09 - Giant Eggs in the Basement 01:15 - Behind the Scenes of The Masked Singer with Red Panda 02:58 - Harry’s Secret Vocal Coaching & Professional Singing Defenses 04:10 - The Ridiculous Secrecy: Hoodies, Visors, and Secret Cars 05:06 - The Great Sloth Pronunciation Debate 06:10 - Sixty-One and Dressed as a Red Panda: Harry’s Near-Death Experience 07:50 - Human Chemistry vs. Thirsty AI Bots 09:00 - Sarah the AI Bot Welcomes 09:10 - The Last Days of Rome: Joel and Harry Dissect the National TV Awards 10:04 - Trevor McDonald: The Comedy Killer 12:37 - Angela Barnes Thinks Joel Is Too Good-Looking for Comedy 13:58 - Joel's Nu-Metal Days 14:48 - Crowd-Surfing at Your Own Funeral 16:48 - The True Cost of Australia: Extra Camp Logistics 17:28 - Joel’s Bristolian Acting Masterclass: Crashing Cars in Casualty 18:36 - Former Doctor Harry Hill Wants a Guest Spot on Holby City 19:34 - Tea, Biscuits, and Private Hospital Pillow Requests 20:34 - Harry’s Mum Gets Knocked Down Dressed as a Keyboard 22:36 - Regency Television Presents: Trevor McDonald Live From the Albert Hall 24:33 - Theme of the Week: Venus (with Professor Chris Lintott) 25:48 - Why Venus Is the Absolute Worst Vacation Spot in the Solar System 27:19 - Lazy Astronomy: Stargazing From the Middle of London 27:52 - Active Volcanoes and Being Bored on a Zoom Meeting 28:48 - Sulfuric Acid, Flying Penguins, and the Runaway Greenhouse Effect 31:14 - Venus: The Solar System's Monthly Service Station 33:02 - The Planet of Love: Mythological Names and Diseases 34:32 - The French Balloon Plan & Melted Russian Probes 36:09 - Harry’s Dark Baby Joke That Never Lands 37:35 - The Grand Finale: Celebrity Name the Seed! 40:25 - The High-Stakes Guess: Britney Spears on a Chair vs. Joel’s Wife 43:27 - Gary’s Joke Corner 45:11 - Butterfly in Blue Jeans "Joel Dommett" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Joel Dommett. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Permaculture Farms, The Multi-Step Korean Skincare Cleansing Balm, and the Danbury Mint Shoe Collab

    Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Permaculture Farms, The Multi-Step Korean Skincare Cleansing Balm, and the Danbury Mint Shoe Collab
    Jun 29 2026
    In this week’s episode of the Podscarf we welcome Welsh comedic force Kiri Pritchard-McLean (who was spotted on a train trying to ignore Harry by aggressively speaking Welsh ) and University of Kent Music Hall expert Oliver Double to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated historical bawdiness and skincare science. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Kiri tries to navigate an absolute safeguarding nightmare involving Harry's fictional heir, Gary, and his filthy collar , witness Harry deliver his highly detailed skincare routine and we see the return of the ANDY BURNHAM. --- 00:00 – The Danbury Mint x Christian Labuta Flamboyant Shoe Collab 01:09 – The Cardiff-Glasgow Train Stalking Incident 02:59 – Fostering, Permaculture, and the "Angle Grinder" Dating App 04:20 – Licky the Mascot gets way too close to Kiri’s hair 05:49 – Chilling Deep Relationships with Chat GPT Therapists 07:09 – The Andy Burnham Dance 08:39 – Sarah the AI Bot offends the entire nation of Wales 09:32 – Dark History: The English Academics and the Block of Wood 10:22 – Sarah’s Biographical Slander: "Gloucester Born?!" 11:28 – The Vagaries of Animal Welfare Charities and Indoor Toilets 13:55 – Fart-powered Permaculture and Burning Your Own Effluent 15:23 – Harry’s Hyper-Intense 12-Step Korean Skincare Regime 16:38 – The Musty Flannel Incident ("Stop it mum, I can't breathe!") 17:09 – A Plant-Based Crisis: Sarah hands a Vegan a Twix bar 18:20 – Caroline Aherne being naughty in a cab 22:20 – Theme Of The Week: Music Hall 26:40 – Charles Morton’s Canterbury Trick and the Shape of the Hackney Empire 27:57 – The Dignitas Reunion Dinner Incident (A Dignitary falls off the stage) 31:23 – Little Titch: Six-fingered Mittens and Big Boot Dancing 33:10 – Royal Variety Scandal: Queen Mary hides from a woman in trousers 34:29 – Sweating on stage with the Spice Girls and Jim Davidson in 1997 35:54 – Fanning Dad with a Kipper: The DNA of Early Stand-up Comedy 38:20 – Mechanical Funnels and the Financial Collapse of Wet Money 41:04 – The Glasgow Empire: Graveyard of English Comics and Fake Fainting 44:22 – John Major's Dad and the Great Music Hall War of 1907 46:04 – Joan Rhodes: Bending Steel, Tearing Phone Books, and Dominating at Scrabble 47:11 – Celebrity Name the Seed! 52:38 – Gary’s Joke Corner 55:20 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans "Kiri Pritchard McLean" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Kiri Pritchard McLean. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • Jack Skipper: Shag Pile Debates, Chinese TikTok Data, and Nando’s Adele

    Jack Skipper: Shag Pile Debates, Chinese TikTok Data, and Nando’s Adele
    Jun 22 2026
    In this week’s episode of the Vodscarf we welcome social media sensation Jack Skipper and Egyptian Egyptologist Dr. Arto Belekdanian to the studio for an hour of pure, unadulterated history and anti-comedy. Things get incredibly weird, incredibly fast. Watch as Harry’s mum calls from a warzone just because she wanted to buy him some birthday pants from Debenhams, Sarah the AI Bot experiences a severe existential crisis before being miraculously cured by Dr. Pimple Popper, and witness Jack Skipper risking his entire reputation in the elite biscuit community by guessing the contents of rusted metal tins. If you've ever wanted to hear an esteemed Egyptologist explain why Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony weren't just hooking up with Cleopatra for her looks, but rather her incredible conversational skills, listen up. 00:51 – Sarah's Lament 04:32 – The Croydon Crucible: Did Nando’s coatings and IKEA meatballs create Adele? 05:38 – The 21-pin SCART lead generation struggle 06:26 – Jack's masterclass in succeeding on social media (Hint: Don't make any effort) 09:03 – Spitting water into the bushes vs. the failure of the Top Boy title sequence 10:08 – Regretting the financial investment of buying wigs for TikTok 12:52 – AI Sarah returns! Cured by Dr. Pimple Popper 14:05 – The dark truth about Jack’s Australian tomato farm past 14:59 – Throwing bread at Germaine Jenas on The One Show 15:29 – Carpet Fitting 101: The knee-kicker stretcher and the landing runner dilemma 21:12 – Giving all your personal data to the Chinese government 22:01 – Hiding a Saturday comedy course in Brighton from your family 22:43 – Jack completely derails the interview by eating Harry’s Twix 25:30 – Lee Evans at the Fairfield Halls and missing the glory days of VHS 27:34 – The BBC weather forecast photo rejection 27:59 – Commercial Break: The Pub Carpet Pillow Collection 29:17 – Theme of the Week: Cleopatra 31:43 – Dr. Arto Belekdanian exposes the legalities of female Pharaohs 33:58 – Roman propaganda: Why history hates Cleopatra 38:31 – Coin portraits and taking the honourable way out 41:09 – Game Time: "Biscuits or Sewing Kit? How well do you know your tins?!" 45:07 – Jack completely embarrasses himself in front of the biscuit community 47:05 – Gary’s Joke Corner 49:32 – Butterfly In Blue Jeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    53 mins
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Harry Hill (and his son) make me laugh with the sillyness and array of guests.
So glad he's made a podcast.

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I’ve been pining for a very funny podcast to listen to, since Absolute had the audacity to dispense of Frank Skinner’s services. Step up, Harry Hill 👏👏👏

Classic Harry (and Gary) Hill

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Harry is right. That noise will limit his appeal. Love this. So much fun. Recommended.

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I love everything about these podcasts daft silly, laugh out loud funny. Typical Harry Hill, always funny but informative too.

Gary's funny noises and his interactions with "dada" plus the guests and experts! Everything really!

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It's Harry Hill! What's not to love 💕 Pick anyone and enjoy. Go on then. There's only one way to find out...

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