• Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26
    Jun 26 2026

    Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.”

    The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer

    * (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats

    * (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞

    * (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞

    * (0:37:46) Ryan: 988 hotline. Anunnaki. Ego. 📞

    * (0:53:31) Ryan: Eatherly. Karmelo.

    * (0:55:34) Allen: Touch trees. 📞

    * (0:59:06) Country Rap Hake 🎶

    * (1:04:46) Superchats catching up 💰

    * (1:20:47) Trump Epoch Times/NDT on communism 🎥

    * (1:25:58) Brady: AI, Encyclopedia, history, Jesus 📞

    * (1:39:35) TFS up next 💰

    * (1:41:04) Eric: Step on roots. Word of God “sword” 📞

    * (1:46:24) Peace rather than fighting

    * (1:52:51) Closing 💰

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/26/hake-fri-62626

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/26/jlp-fri-62626

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26
    Jun 25 2026

    Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent.

    The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang

    * (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon

    * (0:15:00) Denny/Bulgaria: Wiser today? Religious practicality 📞

    * (0:42:32) Allen: Roman-centric history. Mamas. Anger. 📞

    * (0:53:55) Superchats: Counseling at BOND 💰

    * (1:03:07) Zenny: New film. Bill C9. Regina Call to Prayer. 📞

    * (1:18:39) William III: Chicago. Marines. 📞

    * (1:28:05) Viber app: Call from overseas: 001-888-775-3773

    * (1:30:19) Superchats: Righteous anger, Flag Explanation

    * (1:39:04) Brady the bashing babbler 📞

    * (1:48:08) William 7: Nimrod the hunter 📞

    * (1:54:09) Outro: Remiss on last Superchats 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/25/hake-thu-62526

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/25/jlp-thu-62526

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  • Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
    Jun 24 2026

    Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage.

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰

    * (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy?

    * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:15:43) Jeff: Juneteenth and Father’s Day 📞

    * (0:18:23) Identity from tragedy, outward focus

    * (0:25:29) Michael: Jambalaya (on the Bayou). French-Canadian Catholic 📞

    * (0:32:27) Michael: white Christian heritage and history

    * (0:37:31) Michael: Montreal police and dangers

    * (0:46:25) Michael: Jesse’s right: Thoughts are the Devil

    * (0:48:54) M Tracey has the facts

    * (0:56:55) Superchats for Michael 💰

    * (1:00:49) Estamos en el Norte v1 (Hake AI) 🎶

    * (1:03:53) Jermaine on Canada incident & solutions 📞

    * (1:13:08) Brady: Democrats 📞

    * (1:15:48) William III: Juneteenth holiday. 250 years USA 📞

    * (1:25:38) Brady’s back 🌎

    * (1:32:43) Al on men in society; polygamy, responsibility 📞

    * (1:44:50) Last Superchats: Advice 💰

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/24/hake-wed-62426

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/24/jlp-wed-62426

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Mama "Fairness" | Refugee Policy, Juneteenth, Progressives | HAKE Tue 6/23/26
    Jun 23 2026

    Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans’ best friend.

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:03:10) Dominican Candidate NY

    * (0:08:34) Watch Yourself: Yesterday’s question

    * (0:10:57) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:12:04) Zenny: Global news 📞

    * (0:22:14) Zenny: Elizabeth May & World Refugee Day

    * (0:31:43) Brady acting silly; Barney of Flintstones 📞

    * (0:43:38) Meade: distraction, Israel, Juneteenth, history 📞

    * (0:53:30) Alex: Health fads. Communion & sacrifice? 📞

    * (1:09:24) Maze: Juneteenth independence; Everybody 📞

    * (1:33:05) Superchats 💰

    * (1:36:56) Wisdom for the homeless 💰

    * (1:42:37) John: Pre-Juneteenth history 📞

    * (1:50:20) John: friends to our fellow Americans x

    * (1:54:25) Outro 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/23/hake-tue-62326

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/23/jlp-tue-62326

    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Watch Yourself | Diversity, Target Store, Obama Library, UAP Theories, Music Fans | HAKE Mon 6/22/26
    Jun 22 2026

    Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda?

    The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start: Everybody loves Mondays

    * (0:02:46) Disclaimer... Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:08:38) David: Siblings. Obama center. Diversity a strength? 📞

    * (0:25:13) Jaden: “sins” & music in my mind 📞

    * (0:35:08) Simi Valley Target story 💪

    * (0:42:30) Obama Presidential Center 👀

    * (0:53:36) Superchats: SAVE Act. Christian living. Nesbitt & wife. 💰

    * (1:04:43) Jareth: Music is liberal? Guns & Roses. Metallica. Alice Cooper. 📞

    * (1:12:49) Jeff: TSA ranch dressing. Leadership. Immigration. 📞

    * (1:20:01) John/Houston: UAP files. Antarctica elevation! 📞

    * (1:33:16) Alex talked with abductees. FE. 📞

    * (1:39:44) Chat shoutouts: 3-hours of Hake request 💰

    * (1:49:26) Brady: Sea level joke. “Interdimensional” demons, not aliens? 📞

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/22/hake-mon-62226

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/22/jlp-mon-62226

    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Protest Makes Things Worse | Pat Boone, Juneteenth, Thirsty Snake, Ball Earth | HAKE Fri 6/19/26
    Jun 19 2026

    Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.

    The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start & disclaimer

    * (0:06:36) Reflecting Pool, “proper spending”

    * (0:12:12) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:13:37) Ronnie: “Smackdown”? Juneteenth. 📞

    * (0:21:01) Brady: Sphere? Merry-Go-Round experiment 🌍

    * (0:33:53) Superchats: Fun stuff! 💰

    * (0:49:28) Breaking down an interfaith interaction. Cute Superchat 🧐

    * (1:03:55) Obama 2008, 2026

    * (1:13:56) Pat Boone’s wisdom on Billy Corgan 🎥

    * (1:26:41) L.A. City Council proposal

    * (1:31:27) Echoes in the Keys (beat) 🎶

    * (1:37:45) Shoutouts: The Fallen State coming

    * (1:42:15) Trump gives Medal of Honor to vet

    * (1:45:48) Man gives rattlesnake water

    * (1:50:39) Bobby: Medal of Honor at UFC 📞

    * (1:54:31) Outro & Last Superchat 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/19/hake-fri-61926

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/protest-makes-things-worse-pat-boone

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/19/jlp-fri-61926

    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Hake Is Back? | World Events, USA Love, Media Misinterpretation | Thu 6/18/26
    Jun 18 2026

    Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House event.

    The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) I’m back, credits, disclaimer

    * (0:04:08) News since I was out: Iran memo? UFC Plot.

    * (0:08:48) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:11:11) Zenny/Canada: Checking on 📞

    * (0:14:53) Zenny: Peace in the Middle East: Israel happy?

    * (0:17:29) Zenny: UK report, Canada news, EU vote

    * (0:22:54) Jeff/LA: European reaction to World Cup USA 📞

    * (0:27:40) Brady/AZ: Bibi is not happy. 📞

    * (0:31:18) Brady: At 44, you’re half-dust. Horse medicine.

    * (0:33:26) Allen/MI: Punchie’s Coffee. Belfast, UK. 📞

    * (0:41:29) Allen talked to a reporter, words twisted, got in trouble with boss

    * (0:48:20) William 7: People don’t understand. Juneteenth. Stand-up. 📞

    * (0:53:27) Superchats: Catching up 💰

    * (1:02:09) Obama on Iran. Hillary Placeboing clip. More Superchats 💰

    * (1:19:03) Bobby/TX: Eatherly denied bond. We hold back. 📞

    * (1:27:48) Bobby: Liberia story

    * (1:31:34) Bobby: UFC event at White House

    * (1:33:45) UFC free speech, NBA less so

    * (1:41:49) Superchats: Throwing out your back. 💰

    * (1:44:51) Citizen journalism in NJ

    * (1:53:22) Outro 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/18/hake-thu-61826

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/18/jlp-thu-61826

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Good Tips in Case of Bad Neighbors | Texas Court Outcome | HAKE Thu 6/11/26
    Jun 11 2026

    We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man.

    The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Member shoutouts

    * (0:04:45) I love disclaimers: great reminder

    * (0:11:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:13:15) William III: The TX case: facts & wisdom 📞

    * (0:21:45) Mickel: Division within family; My son, his mother 📞

    * (0:32:55) Steve’n, my equal: Bearing false witness? Age 89 📞

    * (0:58:35) Tory: Don’t worry what James said. 📞

    * (1:07:35) Alex: Bad neighbors, parents, & perspectives 🔦

    * (1:22:35) Just sit down: Don’t press the issue.

    * (1:25:20) Superchats: Caledonian, Hessian defined 💰

    * (1:33:40) Coffees: Health, Wisdom, Jokes, etc. 💰

    * (1:41:40) Popcorn: Neighborhood preference clarification 💰

    * (1:49:45) Acknowledgments: “Priority callers” 👋

    * (1:50:35) Zenny doesn’t have enough time 📞

    * (1:54:20) Peace in your hearts 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/11/hake-thu-61126

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/11/jlp-thu-61126

    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee

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    1 hr and 56 mins