We took last week off for the Fourth of July holiday, but we're back and we've got a patriotic disaster of an episode. Today we're talking ridiculous firework names, a town in Poland that celebrates America by pretending to be Ohioans and Cleveland Browns fans, testing our Independence Day knowledge with a holiday quiz, an Arby's manager accused of contaminating a customer's food, and a real-life Mexican Batman who's apparently making law enforcement's job a lot more complicated.

Today we’re talking about a man rescued from a toilet at a campground, a Barbie Dreamhouse causing neighborhood drama, a guy pretending to be a lawyer during a traffic stop, and a detective pulling a gun over microwaved fish.

Today we're celebrating Father's Day with some of the strangest dad stories we could find: a dad who saves his child from an alligator, a dad who writes his own death-announcement postcards, a dad who builds a backyard roller coaster, and two Missouri toddlers who somehow end up trapped inside the same claw machine.

Today we're talking about a woman with one hand who got pulled over for allegedly using a cell phone, a group of urban explorers caught wandering through New York City's sewer system, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth during a baseball game, and a pet porcupine that escaped and went wandering through a town in Poland. Plus, we're playing a game called 'Is It Legal?'"

Today we’re talking about Ronald McDonald singing the national anthem at a baseball game, a live frog found inside a salad in Australia, a drunk guy showing up to pick up his friend from a DUI arrest while also drunk… and a self-driving Waymo car that got stuck endlessly circling a roundabout like it forgot how life works.

Today we’re talking about a real-life Knight Rider car getting a speeding ticket, a pony getting stuck inside a tractor tire, twins discovering they have different fathers, and a buffalo in Bangladesh that looks exactly like Donald Trump.

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Today we’re talking about a Wisconsin recycling center with the weirdest speed limit sign ever, a Mexican performer lifting over 160 pounds with her hair, a woman giving birth on a plane mid-flight, a Zoltar machine predicting winning lottery numbers, and whether artificial intelligence is officially getting way too smart.”

Mother's Day 2026! We have a fun show for the Mamas out there! We're talking about Teen Mom drama, Instagram Mom makes example of kid by having him smash his PS5, Weird things Moms do that sound fake, and Epic fail gender reveal parties.