Thinking about taking your first cruise? Don’t make these rookie mistakes.

In this episode, JD and Kenny break down the most common first-time cruiser slip-ups—from overpacking and skipping key reservations to misunderstanding drink packages, excursions, and onboard etiquette.

We’re sharing real experiences, practical tips, and a few hilarious stories to help you cruise smarter, stress less, and actually enjoy your vacation the way it’s meant to be.

If you’re planning your first cruise—or even your second—this episode could save you time, money, and a whole lot of frustration.

JD and Kenny are back talking all things drinks on board. We unpack the Deluxe Drink Package—what’s included, how to decide if it’s worth it, and tips to get the most from it—then spotlight the best bars on deck and our go-to cocktails for sunset sails and late-night hangs. Expect candid takes, value comparisons, and personal recommendations to make your next cruise more fun (and less expensive). Subscribe for more episodes and follow us for show updates.

In this episode, Kenny interviews JD as he shares his unfiltered review of the revamped ship, dissecting the entertainment lineup, food highlights, and the quirkiest ship rituals that could make or break your trip. Discover why the comedy acts blew him away, while some music and shows fell flat, despite high standards. He reveals the secrets of the Mason Jar’s signature drinks, including the must-try “No Joke, Smoking Coke,” and details his favorite spots from Johnny Rockets to El Borreloco, plus insider tips on skipping the crowded Windjammer for the serene Solarium.We break down the ship’s new frontier with electronic poker tables — the pros, cons, and the surprising way they still rake your chips — plus the failings of some themed entertainment, like the painfully short country trio and the puzzling move to replace the pub with a non-smoking casino. JD discusses how these changes reflect Royal Caribbean’s bigger strategy, and why missing the party scene might be a missed opportunity for some.Whether you’re a cruise veteran or planning your first voyage, this episode arms you with honest insights, expert tips, and a whole new perspective on what truly makes for a memorable voyage at sea. Don’t let the gimmicks, missed opportunities, or questionable decisions dull your adventure — learn what to seek out and what to skip on your next cruise to maximize fun and relaxation.Perfect for anyone curious about real ship life, foodies after the best bites, or travel enthusiasts craving the inside scoop — this is your no-holds-barred guide to the Allure of the Seas from a seasoned cruiser. Hit play, and get ready to elevate your next cruise experience.Guest credibility: JD is a dedicated cruise enthusiast and seasoned travel content creator, known for sharing detailed reviews and insider secrets from dozens of trips to the world’s top ships.