Episodes

  • Gorgo and Mom Fantasies

    Gorgo and Mom Fantasies
    Jun 9 2026
    Join us as Jeff accuses a small child of being a dummy.

    Host segments: Do Jeffs dream of Britt Ekland?; Mimi has doubts; big trucks are the kaijus of the road; we subscribe to the Maltin agenda; two thumbs down; the wheel adds more pleasures; not enough punishing Jerry Lee Lewis, England, Phil is a sleep paralysis demon.
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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Jungle Goddess and Dealing With Creeps

    Jungle Goddess and Dealing With Creeps
    May 26 2026
    Episode 245 - in which we find we do not care for the film Jungle Goddess.

    Note - we had some sound issues on one end this time, but those should be addressed in the next episode! Thanks for your understanding.

    CW: disability slur

    Host segments: stock footage hallucinations; when you're deciding which thing you hate less, Jungle Goddess or "The Phantom Creeps," you're in bad shape; Dracula's wife; Pickleback; Joe has a finger on the pulse of the line of succession.
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Radar Secret Service and Running Train

    Radar Secret Service and Running Train
    May 12 2026
    Why don't they look? Why don't they look?

    Host segments: designated crime guy; brought to you by Big Radar (TM); "It's my day for the button, mother!," train stories; explain Steve Bucemi!; shorts and the TikTok economy; Radio Shack roasts.
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Rifftrax Lady Mobster and Sleeping With Fishes

    Rifftrax Lady Mobster and Sleeping With Fishes
    Apr 28 2026
    MiMi made us watch Lady Mobster for her birthday and we didn't hate it!

    Host segments: The Lucc' is Loose Again; Bipolar Laurel; breaking down the logic of "stuck in a dryer" porn prompts; MiMi gets live-coached through the Rowsdower Cocktail Hour; if you're a mobster, don't turn and look when someone says "look!"; Laurel Targaryan; Who is this young Nick?; every podcast needs a moment where they shout out defunct regional department store chains (RIP Lamont's and Bon Marche); Code Enforcement was the thin green line.


    CW: brief mention of pedophilia
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • The Room and Fancy New Sex Moves

    The Room and Fancy New Sex Moves
    Apr 14 2026
    Oh, hai The Room. You're terrible.

    Host segments: the poor person in the four-plex; Jorge is tearing us apart; sometimes red flags look like Six Flags; Jeff explains all of it to us; Denny's actually doing pretty good; double duty on Rifftrax/Live; Dark Side of the Room; the mayor is back!
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Robot Wars and Awful Pickup Lines

    Robot Wars and Awful Pickup Lines
    Mar 31 2026
    This man made us feel all kinds of ways - none of them good.

    Host segments: Schroedinger's booty; we do not get the attraction; what is Drake's deal?; No, really - why is he attractive?; other reasons we hate Drake; remember Battle Bots?; bless your timeline with Tom Holland's "Umbrella" performance.
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Rifftrax The Apple and Tasting Forbidden Fruit

    Rifftrax The Apple and Tasting Forbidden Fruit
    Mar 17 2026
    We LOVE a musical. Just not this one.

    Host segments: What got Joe's attention?; what's your theology, movie?; mishaps in seltzer; there's really an Apple dance now!; academic snark; Schroedinger's Muppet movie; Harry Styles for Alfie!
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • The Mad Monster and Hot Beef Injections

    The Mad Monster and Hot Beef Injections
    Mar 3 2026
    Boy, oh boy - do we have some grievances for this episode.

    Host segments: Devori feels this all too much; Jason is now on notice; the unique theology of The Mad Monster; living our lives one beef at a time; Alpo for Algernon; Kevin Murphy can GET IT; Dave's not here, man; this is now a Battle of Blythe Road podcast; wolf serum's street name; don't go in swamps. That's it. That's the podcast.
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    1 hr and 28 mins