Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.