Episodes

  • Second Helpings - I Think That's Nice
    May 29 2026

    On this week's second helpings we got a newly hooded MJ back 'cause Gideon is just fiiiiine but was trapped in the ER hallway during Page Nerd of Mouth (for 62/64hrs total) but is now safely back home after a much more stressful version of "The Pitt". Chelsea Handler revealed her big 'ole ICK with Bobby Flay, Robert Pattison is gonna be play Chris Hanson in an A24 film about "To Catch A Predator", MJ says get off dat fence when it comes to "The Comeback", Jackie is not gonna spoil the movie, but she's recommendin' the upsettin' movie "The Coffee Table". MJ dove into the many true crime shows that have been put out regardin' the girl who drove her car into a wall to kill her bf and friend, Jackie's gettin' the Mothman Jellycat! MJ's here to let us all know Jackie's a trend setter, Travis Kelce chugged a beer at the basketball game like the frat boy he is in his Canadian Tuxedo and Timothee Chalamet is also always there, Spencer Pratt is STILL running for office, "Love Island" starts next week, Jackie started watchin' "Basket Case" for the first time, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • You Just Got Cursed! w/ Holden McNeely AND Mike Lawrence
    May 28 2026

    This week on Page Nerd of Mouth we got SOME BOYS CRASHIN' the slumba party with Holden McNeely standin' in for MJ while they're dealin' with family things (Send them ya well wishes!) and special nerdy guest Mike Lawrence, and sadly this means we got SWIFT NEWS! She was at a basketball game. with gum. That's all! Then we got us a fully hydratin' BONUS MICRO JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 11:52 til 17:46 courtesy of a listener! After last week's episode Adam revealed even more of the dark history of Fastball's song to Jackie, which got Holden rememberin' a reddit thread of music videos where the person was CLEARLY too fucked up in it. The Colbert Show has come to an end, but no worries as Byron Allen bought up the timeslot and the comics have been unleashed, baby. There's gonna be a "90 Day Fiancé" Con...what. Khloe Kardashian let everyone know her son's SUCH a Leo, 'cause he threw a temper tantrum and sarted destroying the place at a friend's kid's graduation party, it was SO funny. Then we got us a list of celebrities talkin' 'bout their DISNEY CRUUUUUUUSHHHHEESSSS!!! Next, Holden swoops in to save the day with one specific BLIND, and we got us an xxxtra cheesy Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:11:28.787 until 1:14:37.979, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Second Helpings - The Melancholy of Existence
    May 22 2026

    On this weeks second helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the film of the year "The Sheep Detectives" and how it might have brought a tear to James' eye (shhh, don't tell anyone), a new trailer for the Jimmy Stewart film staring KJ Apa and it sure is something, plus MJ's graduating from grad school! Clay Aiken has new music and it does NOT change anything for MJ (or so they say) and speaking of watching someone sleep, Jackie went to watch "Obsession". MJ successfully convinced Gideon to watch "Widows Bay", Jackie reports that "Remarkably Bright Creatures" was beautifully done, and Jessica Simpson spoke out to clear the air and throw her mom directly under the plane wheels when it came to her being in first class sans kids. Paul Hollywood got pulled over racin' to get his cat to the vet, and MJ watched the documentary "The Crash" on Netflix, Jackie also watched "The Devil's Wears Prada" and she says it's a PRADAuct of its time, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • I Just Don't Get It w/ Kara Klenk
    May 21 2026

    This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, not to mention all the WAYS Fastball and her were two ships passin' in the night this past summer, then in SADDER NEWS Jackie was sittin' bitch when they drove all the way to visit their fathers headstone only to find out it was CLOSED on Mother's Day because who needs to mourn a MOM, Henry almost got kicked off the plane because his aisle seat plane buddy refused to stand and let him go to the bathroom for some unknown reason, worm man Nick Lachey said Jessica Simpson was in first class with her mom while makin' her kids and husband sit in coach with the peons, THE HORROR. John Tra has a new movie based on his children's book, AND a new hat. Nick Cannon made a gross post about spending time with HIS mother on Mother's Day because it ain't BABY MAMA'S DAY, and keeps just sayin' gross rage bait shit because that's who he is and he MUST BE STOPPED. Then we got THE LIST of "Movies That Were Literally SO LIFE THREATENING TO FILM I'm Shocked They Even Made It To The THEAAAATAAAAS", the BLINDZ feat. A SPOOKY NOISE, and then starting at @ 1:10:58.420 we got a user submitted CANADIAN JACKIE'S SNAAAAACKIES!!!! and @ 1:18:09.439 an oniony MJ's Minute Munchies all until @ 1:23:18.658, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - Twilight Ch. 1 & Ch. 2
    May 15 2026

    We have all died every day waiting for this re-release of "Jackie's Book" as she reads "Twilight" Chapters 1 and 2!

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Murder, She Baked WATCHALONG!
    May 14 2026

    It's time to get cozy, y'all!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Second Helpings - Are You A Teenager?
    May 8 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie long for another Jake appearance, talk of traveling together on past tours, some "Desperate Housewives" chat, and then some "Buffy" talk, with SPOILERS. MJ brings news of a real life fake teen busted in a high school that's a much sadder version of "Never Been Kissed", Jackie started "Widow's Bay" and looooves it. It's Geoff's birthday week (happy birthday!!) and they've been to the movies 3x this week, which has got Jackie questionin' if she's broken (like a promise) FOREVER because they had to hold their laughter back during "Deep Waters" more.....questionable scenes, and they also saw Hokum and it was great! The trailer dropped for Nolan's "The Odyssey", there's a new Mr. Fantasy video as he gets ready to release an entire album, and "The Bear" released an episode focused just on Cousin, and so much more on this weeks "Second Helpings"!

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Fashion Cryptkeeper w/ Jake Young
    May 7 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper dive into this year's Met looks, Jackie and Jake give an update on the DnD campaign they are playing with Amber, and Isa Briones has had to remind "The Pitt" fans once again to not yell during Broadway performances. Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Called Out the Most Disgusting Scenes They Ever Had to Fiiiiiiiiiiiiilm!" followed by BLINDZ that MJ most certainly did not write, and then it's a choose your own snackventure on this week's Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:40.176 that also includes a hostile takeover of Jakey's Slakeys, and another swapped MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:40.596 all ending @ 1:23:13.820, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!!

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    1 hr and 28 mins