• Naked Trees and the Three Missed Stoplights
    Apr 30 2026

    I was at the crosswalk watching a leaf fall. The light changed and people crossed. I forgot to move.

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    5 mins
  • Mr. Raspy, a Mosquito, & a Mild Electrocution
    Apr 21 2026

    It’s just ten feet from my bed to the mic. So how many burning hoops do I have to jump through today? A slightly ridiculous yet very normal morning for this human guy just trying to press record.

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    7 mins