The gang is back and things are getting measurement-heavy! We kick things off in "Have You Heard?" where Jake reveals a London nightclub that’s strictly enforcing a 6ft height requirement for men. Is it a "Land of the Giants" dream or just blatant "Short King" discrimination? James has some very specific ideas about what the requirements for women should be, and let's just say, it involves a tape measure of a different kind.

In "Confessionals," we dive into the most mortifying listener stories yet. From a "Rock the Boat" wedding disaster that left one guest completely exposed to his cousin's 80-year-old grandmother, to a beauty appointment that ended in a "deafening, trumpet-like" explosion of gas. It’s safe to say these listeners won’t be showing their faces (or other parts) in public for a while.

"Rachel's Furry Box" poses a somber yet delicious question: What would be your death row meal? Between 5-course gourmet steaks, Wexford sauce (which James is convinced doesn't exist), and James's plan to stay alive forever by ordering an all-you-can-eat buffet, the debate gets heated. Danny, meanwhile, thinks murderers should stick to bread and water.

For "Boys Catch Yourselves On," Rachel tries to call out the "five-minute" lie men tell before leaving the house. Is it a buffer? Is it a vibe? Or is it just a comforting fiction? The table turns pretty quickly when the boys point out that a woman's 20 minutes is actually a full hour of lip-gloss-induced trauma.

Finally, in "What the FAQ?", Danny digs into the science and superstitions behind the itch. Why does your skin demand you scratch it until you look like you’ve fought a feral cat? Whether it's "pruritus" or just a cheap jumper, we're getting to the bottom of that tingling sensation.

Get ready for another laugh-out-loud ride with Danny, James, Jake, and Rachel! We are back in the studio for Episode 105, and things are getting dangerously spicy and incredibly embarrassing.

First up in "Have You Heard?", Jake introduces us to the Republic of Slowjamastan. It's a self-declared micro-nation in the Southern California desert founded by a radio DJ who crowned himself Sultan. We break down their bizarre national laws, which include a strict ban on Crocs, mumble rap, speakerphone in public, and eating string cheese the wrong way.

In "Confessionals," James brings the heat with two utterly mortifying stories.

• A guy tries to act macho on a first date by ordering "Thai spicy" noodles, only to rub his eyes with weapon-grade chili oil hands, trip over a table, and end up with the manager pouring full-fat milk directly into his open eyes.

• A hot yoga session in a sweltering, dead-silent room turns into a biological hazard when a listener unleashes a fart that sounded like a "heavy wooden chair being dragged across a wet floor," leaving the girl next to him dry-heaving.

In "Boys Catch Yourselves On," Rachel tackles the bizarre phenomenon of men packing entire PlayStation consoles for their holidays. The boys defend bringing their gaming setups for a chill night in, while Rachel declares that traveling 2,000 miles to sit indoors and shout at a virtual referee is a massive red flag.

Danny dives into the biological gutter for "What the FAQ?" to ask: why do we cry?. He explains the "globus sensation" (that nervous lump in your throat), breaks down the three types of tears, and reveals that emotional crying is basically your body taking a "stress p*ss out of your face".

Finally, we update our Spotify playlist, "The Middlers Soundtrack," with some fresh tracks. This week we add "Step by Step" by Whitney Houston, "Feel the Real" by Fcukers, "Colour" by MNEK feat. Hailee Steinfeld, and "Where You At" by Dublin artist Abbie Coulibaly.

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Get ready for another wild ride with Danny, James, Jake, and Rachel! We are serving up another round of chaotic laughs and bizarre confessions in Episode 104.

First up in "Have You Heard?", Jake breaks down a new dating trend taking over London called "Date My Mate". Singles are officially ditching the apps and instead pitching their best friends to a pub full of strangers using full-blown PowerPoint presentations. Would you trust your best mate to present your love life on a projector?

In "Confessionals," James reads two stories that will give you absolute second-hand embarrassment.

•⁠ ⁠A listener brings a guy home for a hookup, only for his very bizarre "skip rat" dirty talk to be broadcast directly to her parents sitting in the car right below her open window.

•⁠ ⁠Another listener tries to sneakily photograph a floral wreath at an open-casket wake. Unfortunately, their phone's 3-second timer and blinding camera flash go off in the dead silence, leading an aunt to ask if they are "taking a selfie with the corpse".

We reach into "Rachel's Furry Box" for a surprisingly dark question this week: What is your most terrible memory?. We get vulnerable and share some intense life moments, including childhood near-drownings, severe falls down steel steps, and Danny's terrifying experience of being held at knifepoint.

In "Boys Catch Yourselves On," Rachel demands to know why men refuse to use umbrellas in torrential rain. Do they think they're in a moody music video, or would they just rather arrive looking like a "wet dog that's lost a custody battle"?

Danny takes on "What the Fact?" to uncover the truth behind "Blue Waffle". He breaks down the infamous 2008 internet hoax that traumatized a generation of teenagers, explaining how a bit of clever Photoshop created a fake STI myth.

Finally, we update our Spotify playlist, "The Middlers Soundtrack," with some fresh tracks. This week we add "POP/STARS" by K/DA featuring Madison Beer, "I Need" by Clark Beckham, "Dance To You All Night" by Oran Murphy, and "Trade Places" by Jack Harlow.

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