After a short break, DJ & Kelly are back—and kicking off a brand new era of Locked & Probably Loaded.

This week, we catch up on everything that's happened while we were away, including Kelly's birthday celebration at the legendary Magic Castle, where one impossible illusion left us questioning reality (seriously... where did that goose come from?).

Kelly's brother Scott joins us to tell the unbelievable story of accidentally getting turned away at the Magic Castle because of the dress code, leading to a frantic Hollywood scooter adventure, an emergency wardrobe change, and one very memorable entrance.

We also review every movie we've seen since DJ got his Regal Unlimited pass, including Backrooms, Masters of the Universe, The Sheep Detectives, I Love Boosters, Disclosure Day, Stop That Train, Obsession, and Scary Movie 6. Which movies surprised us? Which ones were worth the hype? And which one earned our brand-new "Y'all Shouldn't Have Done That" award?

Plus, we rant about shrinkflation, sunscreen getting smaller and more expensive, Magic Castle etiquette, internet disasters while recording remotely, aphantasia, movie theater obsession, and plenty of the completely unqualified conversations you'd expect from us.

In this episode:
Behind the scenes of our podcast relaunch
Magic Castle dress code chaos
The impossible goose magic trick
Scott's Hollywood scooter adventure
Honest movie reviews & rankings
Regal Unlimited movie challenge
Shrinkflation and rising prices
Current events and ridiculous headlines
Aphantasia explained
Why strangers should never knock on Kelly's door

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DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with another unhinged episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! The duo dives deep into everything from Trump's excessive tweeting habits (565 times in April alone!) to the dangers of AI misinformation and Canadian separatist movements. They debate the merits of Fahrenheit vs. Celsius, discuss why some people shouldn't inject their own Botox, and explore the fascinating world of medical tourism in Turkey and Mexico. Plus, don't miss the hilarious dramatic reading of Scott's epic email exchange with a Nigerian scammer named Alfred, where he promises $10,000 and threatens to hunt him down in Australia. They also touch on Real Housewives drama, the importance of honest product reviews, and why knowing your future health problems might not be such a great idea after all. Join the conversation and don't forget to subscribe, rate us five stars, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Follow us @LoadedPod on social media and visit probablyLoadedPod.com. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for early access to episodes with video and exclusive monthly live happy hours! ##

Chapters

00:00 - Welcome & Lucky Steals from Kelly's Purse

02:00 - Jesse Waters' Math Fail & Living on $20/Hour

05:30 - Spencer Pratt for Mayor & Tax Talk

10:00 - Graffiti Towers & AI Misinformation

15:30 - Alberta Separatist Movement Discussion

20:00 - Social Media Posting Frequency Madness

25:00 - Celsius vs Fahrenheit Debate

30:00 - Medical Tourism & Botox in Turkey

35:00 - Health Scans: Do You Really Want to Know?

40:00 - Nigerian Scammer Email Dramatic Reading

50:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign Off

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