Episodes

  • BONUS EPISODE - "GOAT FOLKS" (Thanks for 200 Subs on YT!)
    Jun 5 2026

    Here's some extra content in celebration for 200 subscribers on YouTube! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Here's some more farm animal lore, surrounding goat folks!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES:

    SOURCES:

    Albert Rosales' "Humanoid Encounters Series"

    https://mythus.fandom.com/wiki/Pan

    https://www.mythfolks.com/goatman

    https://www.coasttocoastam.com/alternate/amp/show/2024-08-11-show/

    https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/goatman.htm

    https://brickthology.com/2021/06/27/goatman/

    https://www.francophilesanonymes.com/en/paris/pan-itinerary

    http://arcana.wikidot.com/satyr

    https://www.wmoda.com/pan_in_porcelain/

    https://www.encyclopedia.com/philosophy-and-religion/ancient-religions/ancient-religion/pan

    https://vamzzz.com/blog/satyr-pan/

    https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-jul-25-la-na-nn-utah-goatman-20120725-story.html

    https://www.upr.org/utah-news/2012-07-25/goat-man-comes-forward

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/mysterious-goat-man-identified-as-a-hunter

    https://www.standard.net/lifestyle/2012/jul/19/hiker-talks-about-encounter-with-goat-man-on-ben-lomond-peak/

    https://cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/goatmen-satyrs/

    https://timelessmyths.com/classical/pantheon/minor-greek-deities/pan/

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HornedHumanoid

    https://occult-world.com/911-creature/

    https://greekmythology.fandom.com/wiki/Pan

    https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/912467

    https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/religion-and-philosophy/satyr

    https://www.theoi.com/Georgikos/Panes.html

    https://deathcookie.com/home/monster-of-the-week-the-goatman/

    Humanoid Sighting Reports 1000 BC - 2007 by Albert Rosales-studylib.net

    r/Humanoidencounters

    The Goatman of Maryland: An American Satyr Born of Science and Fear | by I Heart Cryptids - medium.com

    Getting Maryland's Goat-scholarworks.iu.edu

    Volume 43, Number 3 March 2023 Do You Remember the Goat Man?-www.maryvillegov.com

    10.01.01.00. (000) Green card Satyrs = tragoi, panes, silenoi Texts[warburg.sas.ac.uk

    University of North Carolina Asheville Journal of Undergraduate Research-janeway.uncpress.org



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    42 mins
  • MEGALOPOLIMANCY! Infernal Geometry, Dark Architecture, Psychogeography, & Urban Occultism Pt.1 - Concepts & Examples
    May 26 2026

    Sup you beautiful kooks! Have you ever wondered if there's more to the design and creation of the major cities we inhabit? Some underlying intelligence or lifeforce? Why is your city the way it is and who made it that way? This here's the first episode in a multi-part series covering everything it says in the title AND SO MUCH MORE! The first third of the episode is an introduction to some of the concepts and ideas we'll be exploring throughout the series and the rest gets knee deep and dirty into numerous REAL LIFE EXAMPLES! This episode explores such "megalopolimantic" concepts as:

    Infernal Geometry & Architecture (the opposite of "sacred"!), Geomancy, Ley Lines/Dragon Lines, Psychogeography, "Black Streams", Vile Vortices, Egregores, Builder's Rites, City Wide Sigils & Mega Rituals, Psychetecture, Human Sacrifices, Stone Tape Theory/Residual Hauntings, Hauntology, The Panopticon & The Omnipresent All Seeing Evil Eye, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

    Then we take all of these concepts and go around the world to look at numerous real world applications of these practices! We look at Washington DC's Masonic Layout, Feng Shui Wars in Hong Kong, Secret Science Cities, The Parisian Post-Modern Necropolis, Various Haunted Modern Metropolitan Areas, and The Secret Techniques of Control Imposed Over Reality by the Powers That Be! PLUS: We examine our modern day ritualized cityscapes as potential physical bodies for egregores! & FOR FUCKS SAKE! IT'S NEARLY 3 HOURS OF CONTENT, SO NOW THAT MY BRAIN IS BROKEN FROM MAKING IT, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO BUT SCREAM INTO THE AETHER THAT YOU LISTEN TO EVERY LAST GODDAMN DROP! OKAY?! Please to enjoy!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES: Ho-lee sheeyit! There's so many goddamn sources that are so goddamn important that they're pretty much getting their own goddamn "ONE POINT FIVER!" episode! So go and check that out too goddamn it! THANK YOU MUCHO!



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    2 hrs and 50 mins
  • MEGALOPOLIMANCY! Infernal Geometry, Dark Architecture, Psychogeography, & Urban Occultism - LITERARY & ESOTERIC FOUNDATIONS
    May 25 2026

    HEYYOOOOOO! It's a muthaflippin' bonus episode where we take a look at the many literary and esoteric foundations that helped put this whole wacky ass multi-part series into action! In this episode we'll explore sources such as: "OUR LADY OF DARKNESS" by Fritz Leiber, misc. Lovecraftian works featuring "non-Euclidean geometry", Alan Moore & Eddie Campbell's "FROM HELL" (not the shitty Hollywood Johnny Dip version but the real shit), Iain Sinclair's "LUD HEAT", "HAWKSMOORE" by Peter Ackroyd, "EGREGORES" by Mark Stavish, John Keel's "THE EIGHTH TOWER", Patrick Harpur's "DAIMONIC REALITY", "THE TRICKSTER & THE SUPERNATURAL" by George Hansen, & "TEITO MONOGATARI" a.k.a. "DOOMED MEGALOPOLIS!" just to name a few! These are the foundational works that lay out the conceptual framework of this series through the use of speculative fiction! THEN WE GET INTO THE NITTY GRITTY! We delve into occult tomes and works of esoteric sciences like "INFERNAL GEOMETRY" by Toby Chappell, "WHAT IS THE 4th DIMENSION?" by Charles Hinton, plus other works of such high strangeness as "HOUSES THAT KILL", "ALIEN ENERGY", & "A BURGLAR'S GUIDE TO THE CITY"...PLUS SO MUCH MORE! After listening to this episode (hell, this whole series for that matter!) your brain oughta be overflowing with so much mind- bending, reality warping, hyper-dimensional, psychic karate moves that now YOU! Yes! YOU! CAN FIGHT AN ENTIRE CITY & WIN! INFINITYx1UP! HOORAY & FOREVER! PLEASE TO ENJOY!


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    SOURCES: You're soaking in them.


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • PIG MEN - "ALPHA PIG"
    May 19 2026

    Sup KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! Here's a folkloric exploration of various "pig man" legends. From medieval lore to modern day cryptid encounters, we jump in the pigpen to get down and dirty with this particularly weird modern day legend with roots that stretch way, WAY back. PLEASE TO ENJOY!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES:


    * Claude Lecouteux - "Phantom Armies of the Night"

    * Jacqueline Simpson & Steve Roud - "A Dictionary of English Folklore"

    * Katharine Briggs - "An Encyclopedia of Fairies"

    * Marina Warner - "From the Beast to the Blonde"

    * Jan Bondeson - "A Cabinet of Medical Curiosities"

    * Robert Chambers - "Book of Days"

    * The Mabinogion - Twrch Trwyth and enchanted boar mythology

    * Sabine Baring-Gould - "Curious Myths of the Middle Ages"

    * Bengt af Klintberg - "The Vanishing Hitchhiker"

    * Linda Dégh - "Legend and Belief

    * David J. Skal - "The Monster Show"

    * Jeffrey Jerome Cohen - "Monster Theory: Reading Culture"

    * Regional “Pigman Road” folklore from New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Vermont.

    * Angola Pigman - paranormal-strange.fandom.com

    * https://www.newyorkhauntedhouses.com/real-haunt/pigman-road.html

    * https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Pig-Man_of_Cannock_Chase

    * https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/f5off7/cannock_chase_england_hauntingcreature/

    * Pig-man of Cannock Chase? It’s the army telling porkies! - www.birminghammail.co.uk

    * Terrifying seven foot 'pigman' spotted roaming notorious bigfoot hotspot - www.dailystar.co.uk

    * Cabeza de chancho | Cryptid Wiki - cryptidz.fandom.com

    * r/Cryptozoology on Reddit: What is a Chilean Cryptids?


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    1 hr
  • FOR P.J.S. (a.k.a. "Spike") - Love you. Miss you. See you on the Other Side.
    May 16 2026

    Just wanted to say farewell to a good friend. It kinda didn't seem right to just cram it into the middle of an episode. I also chose not to use his given name for the privacy of both his family and friends. There's also quite a bit I chose to omit, as it largely originates from a place of anger and feelings of helplessness, which (amongst other reasons) I didn't want to include in what's essentially meant to be an overall positive message.


    The music is sampled from the track "What Is Best In Life", from the original film score for "Conan The Barbarian", which (to me at least) seems very on brand.


    To a friend, a father, a son, a brother, and so much more, to so very many others. Not to mention a legend, who despite his having passed away, now lives on forever within the hearts and minds of all those that he leaves behind.

    P.J.S.

    (1983-2026...2026-ETERNITY)

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    4 mins
  • BLACK MAGIC ACADEMIES pt.3: DOMDANIEL/THE BIZANGO - "JINN & TONIC, WHISKEY TENGU FOXTROT"
    May 8 2026

    Hidey-hidey-hidey-HOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! Sup you beautiful kooks! Here it is, the finale of the "Black Magic Academies" world tour! This episode covers: "DOMDANIEL", Mt. Longhu and the "Fangshi" ritual masters, Mt. Kurama and it's Tengu teachers, another (almost obligatory at this point) dip into "Gu/Kodoku Magic", the Azande witches of central Africa, the Siddhas and Nagas of MT. (mufuggin') KAILASH! (not to mention all the other various weird shit going on around that place!), and finally we end our journey in the Artibonite Valley of Haiti where we'll examine the voodoo secret society known as THE BIZANGO! All of this merely just sets the stage for the mindbending deep weirdness coming around the corner next episode so get your mind-holes ready! PLEASE TO ENJOY!

    Email us: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES: holy shit...here goes...

    The Discoverie of Witchcraft — Reginald Scot

    The History of Magic — Éliphas Lévi

    The Encyclopedia of Witches and Witchcraft — Rosemary Ellen Guiley

    To Live as Long as Heaven and Earth — Robert Ford Campany

    Daoism and Chinese Culture — Livia Kohn

    Celestial Masters — Terry Kleeman

    https://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/jiangxi/yingtan/longhu-mountain.htm

    The Tengu: Demon Warriors of Japan — Stephen Turnbull

    Japanese Demon Lore — Noriko T. Reider

    https://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3903.html

    Civilized Shamans — Geoffrey Samuel

    The Tibetan Yogas of Dream and Sleep — Tenzin Wangyal Rinpoche

    The Serpent Power — Arthur Avalon

    Witchcraft, Oracles and Magic Among the Azande — E. E. Evans-Pritchard

    The Serpent and the Rainbow — Wade Davis

    Earth Lights — Paul Devereux

    Passport to Magonia — Jacques Vallée

    The Trickster and the Paranormal — George P. Hansen

    A History of Magic, Witchcraft, and the Occult by Suzannah Lipscomb

    https://www.sapienceinstitute.org/jinn-hypothesis/?scfm-mobile=1&b=1775520000000&b=1777944873297 [NOTE: Check this shit out, it's pretty awesome!]

    Vallee, J. (1991). Revelations

    Keel, J. A. (1970). UFOs: Operation Trojan Horse

    Farah, D. (2026). The scariest UFO theory yet: They live underwater - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-F7aoChVKw

    r/HighStrangeness

    The Oriental Magical Practice of Onmyōdō and Its Checkered History - www.ancient-origins.net

    The Cambridge History of Ancient China: From the Origins of Civilization to 221 BC

    Sorcery and Sovereignty: The Rise of a Local Religious Tradition in 16th-17th Century China by Kenneth Dean

    The Cult of the Fox: Power, Gender, and Popular Religion in Modern China by Xiaofei Kang

    The Chinese Ghost Festival by Te-ch'ao Mu and Stephen Little

    Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio (Liaozhai Zhiyi)

    Daoist Master Zhuang: Chapter Three by Kristofer Schipper

    The Taoist Body by Kristofer Schipper

    Millenarian Rebellion in China: A Study of Secret Societies and Religious Movements by Chesneau and Blanc

    White Lotus Teachings in Chinese Religious History by B. J. ter Haar

    Kailash Mansarovar Yatra Resumes: 5 unsolved mysteries of Mount Kailash - timesofindia.indiatimes.com

    Mount Kailash Mystery: 20 Shocking Unknown Facts of Kailash - himalayantrekking.com

    The Unsolved Mysteries Of Mount Kailash - www.nativeplanet.com

    r/AlternativeHistory on Reddit: Mount Kailash: The Forbidden Mountain of Myths and Conspiracy

    The Unsolved Mysteries of Mount Kailash: Facts, Legends, and Theories - nepalboundarytrekking.com

    Mount Kailash, Tibet: The Mysterious Abode of the Gods - www.mystreal.com

    Secret Societies - link.springer.com

    Haiti: Passage of Darkness - faculty.webster.edu

    Africa Museum - the Bizango - theonearmedcrab.com

    Bizango - www.monstropedia.org

    Guardians of the Spirit World — www.houseofgoodfortune.org

    Gang violence killed more than 5,600 people in Haiti in 2024: UN | United Nations News - www.aljazeera.com

    Criminal Violence in Haiti - www.cfr.org


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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • ALGOL, THE DEMON STAR! - "DECAPASTROLOGY"
    May 4 2026

    Sup KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! As I'm still working on the final episode of the "Black Magic Academies" series, in order to maintain a (somewhat) consistent, coherent release schedule, here's a BONUS(-ish) episode on ALGOL..."THE DEMON STAR!" PLEASE TO ENJOY!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES:

    Domains of life sciences in spacefaring: what, where, and how to get involved | npj Microgravity - https://www.nature.com/articles/s41526-024-00354-y

    https://cosmicinsights.org/impact-of-star-systems-on-human-consciousness-and-spiritual-evolution/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrology_and_science

    https://phys.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Astronomy__Cosmology/Astronomy_2e_(OpenStax)/02:_Observing_the_Sky_-_The_Birth_of_Astronomy/2.04:_Astrology_and_Astronomy

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_of_light

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algol

    "Variable Stars" by John Percy (Cambridge University Press) - provides detailed information on eclipsing binary systems like Algol

    NASA's Exoplanet Exploration website (exoplanets.nasa.gov) - contains accessible data on the Algol system and its properties

    "The Cambridge Encyclopedia of Stars" by James Kaler - offers comprehensive information on notable stars including Algol

    "Star Names: Their Lore and Meaning" by Richard Hinckley Allen (Dover Publications) - the classic reference for the etymology and mythology of star names across cultures

    "The Fixed Stars and Constellations in Astrology" by Vivian E. Robson - a comprehensive compilation of traditional astrological interpretations of fixed stars

    "Hamlet's Mill" by Giorgio de Santillana and Hertha von Dechend - explores astronomical knowledge encoded in mythological traditions worldwide

    "The History of Astronomy: A Very Short Introduction" by Michael Hoskin (Oxford University Press) - provides context for how different cultures observed and interpreted celestial phenomena

    Journal articles in the "Journal for the History of Astronomy" - contains scholarly research on specific cultural interpretations of celestial objects

    "Astronomy Across Cultures: The History of Non-Western Astronomy" edited by Helaine Selin - examines astronomical knowledge in non-Western traditions

    "Brady's Book of Fixed Stars" by Bernadette Brady - offers modern interpretations of fixed stars in astrological practice

    "Fixed Stars and Judicial Astrology" by George C. Noonan - examines the historical use of fixed stars in astrological prediction

    "The Fated Sky: Astrology in History" by Benson Bobrick - explores how astrology has influenced historical events and cultural development

    "Astrobiology: A Brief Introduction" by Kevin W. Plaxco and Michael Gross - examines potential biological effects of cosmic phenomena

    Journal articles in "Astrobiology" and "Journal of the Royal Astronomical Society of Canada" - contain peer-reviewed research on potential biological effects of stellar emissions

    NASA's Astrobiology Program website (astrobiology.nasa.gov) - provides accessible information on research into biological effects of cosmic phenomena

    Fixed Star Algol – astrologyking.com

    Algol's Use in Fixed Star Astrology | PDF | Young Adult - www.scribd.com

    Algol the Demon Star, named for its strange behavior - earthsky.org

    Algol the Demon Star: Feminist Astrology of The Fixed Star of Transformation Empower Your Spiritual Journey - revolutionarymystic.com

    Fixed Star Algol, Medusa's Head ~ Birthdays May 15 To 19. A True Darkstar! - darkstarastrology.com

    33 Powerful Occult Symbols & Their Meanings- www.wikihow.com

    Symbols of the Occult - www.thamesandhudsonusa.com


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    52 mins
  • BLACK MAGIC ACADEMIES pt.2-THE SALAMANCA/SCHOLOMANCE - "VALEDICTORIAN...OF EVIL!"
    May 2 2026

    SUP KOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! WOOOOOOO! Sorry, I know it's a little late....but it's a big'un! In this episode we travel to Europe and examine various traditions/anomalous phenomena hotspots throughout Spain. specifically "THE SALAMANCA", as well as the Spanish/French border, "The Clever Folk" of the U.K., "The Benandanti" of Italy, and the goddamn grandaddy of ALL so called "black magic academies"..."THE SCHOLOMANCE" of Transylvania/Romania! PLEASE TO ENJOY!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES:

    The legend of the Cave of Salamanca - spanishinspain.blogspot.com


    Cave of Salamanca in Salamanca - www.atlasobscura.com


    The Enchanted Cave of Salamanca - europeanfolktales.com


    The cave of Salamanca - www.livetheworld.com


    The Cave of Salamanca – mythics.eu


    salamanca-spain.info


    The Miseducation of a Solomonar: Learning the Dark Arts at Scholomance – esoterX.com


    www.boneandsickle.com


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cando%2C_Spain


    https://occult-world.com/galicia-ufo-wave-1995-1996


    About Hoia Baciu Forest - hoiabaciunight.run


    Romania’s Bermuda Triangle: The Creepy Hoia Forest - www.ancient-origins.net


    Hoia Baciu Forest — astonishinglegends.com


    r/UrbanMyths


    Hoia Baciu Forest: The World's Most Haunted Forest - thedarkatlas.com


    Hoia Baciu Forest – leifericksonwriting.com


    Hoia-Baciu Forest: History, Legends, and Reported Phenomena - Astronomer.pro


    Hoia Baciu Forest: Full Guide to Romania’s Haunted Forest - rolling-in-romania.com


    Hoia Baciu forest - romaniatourstore.com


    Hoia-Baciu Forest: Why It’s the Most Haunted and Dangerous Place on Earth - vocal.media


    Gerard, Emily. "Transylvanian Superstitions." The Nineteenth Century, 1885.


    Stoker, Bram. Dracula, 1897.


    Miller, Elizabeth. "Dracula: Sense & Nonsense." Desert Island Books, 2000.


    Kremnitzer, Iulia. "The Romanian Folkloric Vampire." Journal of Folklore Research, vol. 46, no. 2, 2009, pp. 173-190.


    Pătruț, Adrian. Misterele Carpaților: O incursiune în lumea fenomenelor neexplicate. Editura Litera, 2011.


    Romanian Monsters and Undead Myths – hora-mn.org


    Albert Rosales - www.coasttocoastam.com


    Humanoid Sighting Reports 1000 BC - 2007 by Albert Rosales - studylib.net


    r/HighStrangeness on Reddit: Albert Rosales' Humanoid Encounters compendium 1000bc to 2007


    www.phantomsandmonsters.com


    r/cryptids on Reddit: Latest Mothman sightings?


    Edgar Cayce Was Right: The HALL OF RECORDS is the Single Most Important Discovery of the Millennium - cosmicconvergence.org


    r/conspiracy_commons on Reddit: The Bucegi Mountain


    Mystery of Bucegi Mountains - Hidden Alien Base? - lorelibrarymyth.com


    FOUND…THE ROMANIAN HOLOGRAPHIC HALL OF RECORDS : DISCLOSURE - planetearthvortex.wordpress.com


    Just Enough Radu Cinamar Bucegi Validation Testimony 2024 : Dr. Marvin Atudorei, Dr. Micheal Salla, Elena Danaan, Corina Pataki - archive.org


    The Bucegi Mountain Secrets & Evidence - cuthelain.wordpress.com


    The Mystery of the Romanian Hall of Records: Fact, Fiction, and Speculation - www.muthemotherland.com


    Has a holographic library been found in tunnels under the Bucegi mountains? - skeptics.stackexchange.com


    r/AskHistorians on Reddit: Is there any truth as to the findings in the Bucegi Mountains in Romania, i.e. The Hall of Records? Bucegi Sphinx?


    All music is non-copyrighted/license free, courtesy of: https://www.youtube.com/@co.agmusic and/or https://pixabay.com



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    2 hrs and 19 mins