Episodes

  • Crushes and Smells

    Crushes and Smells
    Apr 15 2026
    This week: How to tell your crush you like them. Plus, do smells really linger in your nose?


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    How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Schuyler Swenson. Technical direction from Lorna White.

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    17 mins
  • Sheets and Blankets

    Sheets and Blankets
    Apr 1 2026
    This week: Ian and Mike help a couple figure out who exactly is responsible for stealing the covers at night.

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    How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Schuyler Swenson. Technical direction from Lorna White.

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    26 mins
  • Crickets and Clowns

    Crickets and Clowns
    Mar 18 2026
    This week: How to tell the temperature outside without a thermometer. Plus, how clowns trademark their unique looks.

    Featuring Marlene Zuk and Julie Proctor.

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    17 mins
  • The Breakfast Rule

    The Breakfast Rule
    Mar 4 2026
    This week: How the Wait, Wait team decides what jokes are too inappropriate for the airwaves. Plus Mike and Ian help a caller with a personal grammar problem.

    Featuring author Keith Houston.

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    23 mins
  • Curling Stones and Halfpipe Lines

    Curling Stones and Halfpipe Lines
    Feb 18 2026
    More behind the scenes at the Milan Cortina Olympics with unsung heroes of the Winter Games. Mike and Ian talk with a curling legend, find out where those big stones come from and meet a guy snowboarders couldn't land without.

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    19 mins
  • Forks and Ice Masters

    Forks and Ice Masters
    Feb 11 2026
    This week: Mike and Ian talk with an Olympic Ice Master, help a listener who keeps meeting people with their same name, and get to the bottom of a mysterious survey glitch.

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    18 mins
  • Torches and Ski Jumps

    Torches and Ski Jumps
    Feb 4 2026
    Mike and Ian are back, just in time for the opening ceremony at the Winter Olympic Games in Milan/Cortina. Olympians and Starfleet Captains share how to carry the torch, fly through the air, and mentally prepare for the big games.

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    23 mins
  • Eggs and Bald Eagles

    Eggs and Bald Eagles
    Dec 17 2025

    [Headphones recommended for this episode] Closing out the season with another episode from the archives: Mike and Ian learn how to clean the greatest ceiling in the world and help a listener decide if they should go to the gym or stay in bed.

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    How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. Production from Nadia Wilson. Technical direction from Lorna White.


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    20 mins