Episodes

  • ok gtg ttyl <3

    ok gtg ttyl <3
    Jun 10 2026
    The time has come for Good Children to take a break. Thank you all so much for following along for the past four years of our lives. We are so lucky to have you. We'll talk soon. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Male Musicians For A Change

    Male Musicians For A Change
    Jun 3 2026
    This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 2 mins
  • The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown

    The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown
    May 27 2026
    This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 18 mins
  • What The Future Holds

    What The Future Holds
    May 20 2026
    This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠⁠⁠ HERE⁠⁠⁠! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Holiday In The Sun

    Holiday In The Sun
    May 13 2026
    Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and learn the ultimate truth Addison Rae has been trying to tell us all along: life's no fun through clear waters. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot⁠ HERE⁠! Join us on Patreon for new episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 10 mins
  • What To Expect From Your Saturn Return

    What To Expect From Your Saturn Return
    May 6 2026
    This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some hard lessons. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event - Shoot your shot HERE! Join us on Patreon for new episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    58 mins
  • Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)

    Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)
    Apr 29 2026
    All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for joining us on this trip! Patreon's on spring break, too! Join us for some (drunken) episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 4 mins
  • The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)

    The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
    Apr 22 2026
    Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code GOODPOD for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/GOODPOD. Spring break continues, this week with a slightly more existential lens. Today, as we lounge in our plunge pool, we dissect the need for online validation, why we take thirst traps, and donating our bodies to science. Patreon's on spring break, too! Join us for some (drunken) episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    58 mins