Episodes

  • Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe

    Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
    Apr 7 2026

    This is our last episode until the midterms!

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    55 mins
  • Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents

    Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
    Mar 31 2026

    Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.

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    57 mins
  • Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14

    Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
    Mar 24 2026

    Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.

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    57 mins
  • Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes

    Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
    Mar 17 2026

    David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.

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    55 mins
  • Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices

    Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
    Mar 10 2026

    David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.

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    56 mins
  • Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos

    Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
    Mar 4 2026

    Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.

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    54 mins
  • Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room

    Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
    Feb 25 2026

    Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.

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    54 mins
  • Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals

    Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
    Feb 18 2026

    EPM pivots to animal physiology.

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    52 mins