Are you ever going to text me?

This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI.

Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs.

Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one.

“I'm just a cook.”

You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore. The B-word is offensive.

Stuff it Flo!!!

Gene Scallop

Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega

Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day.

Joseph stresses out watching what happens in the back of a kitchen.

Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell.

What sandwich is Jason required to make?

Was Steven Seagal's character in Under Siege considered a good cook?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.

Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".

Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes.

Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students.

Zuckerberg... just a bad guy.

They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it.

Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Prediction ... pain.

He had too much time on his hands to try to keep one local kid down.

What is the scariest thing in a high school?

Why did Mego make a Mr. Mxyzptlk figure? (And why did Joseph have one?)

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.

It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.

Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break.

No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good.

Dude!!! Sweet!!!

Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest)

Boss, you're delicious.

Learning about Cuba and having some food.

Why no brothers on the wall?

What's the name of the fake movie in Home Alone?