Don’t drink and drive…because obviously it's bad. Also, we might make fun of you. On today’s episode, we cruise to South Korea, Wales, and (of course) Florida for some of the stupidest DUIs we’ve ever heard of. Plus, how a few dum-dums manage to beat their charges ... in a most surprising way!

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Josh and Rory learn about the long history of fake dentists in the U.S., which involves clowns and cocaine. They also discuss the modern advances in dental scammers, which involves nail technicians and meth!

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If you’re planning a career in thievery, listen up! This episode is dedicated to robberies gone wrong—and there are so many stupid ways to fumble the money bag, including revolving doors, inescapable escape rooms, and sleepy getaway drivers.

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Sometimes when a crime is committed, the first question asked is "huh?" Josh and Rory look at some real head-scratching mysteries.

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The grand reveal of CrimeLess's take on the Florida state song. Lyrics by Josh and Rory, arrangement by Alex from Fiverr.

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Rory, Josh, and Layne go head-to-head in a game inspired by the beloved meme "Florida Man," where the most ridiculous headline from the sunshine state wins. Get ready for drunken rampages, monkey whisperers, and gizmos on penises!

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Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today’s episode, Mother Nature’s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices.

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Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada.

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