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The Met Police are at it again! DCI Joe Mottram is in Capri to spend time with his daughter and his in laws following the death of his wife. Naturally, the murders come rolling in and he must help the local plod catch the various bad guys.

The whole thing feels like a deja vu, and we're still not quite sure how the murder happened, but it does have that guy from Coronation Street in it...you know the one.

We also discuss Gary Lucy, and various different types of pants.

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode is on Beyond Paradise, season four, episode three. This is available on BBC Iplayer in the UK, and on BritBox elsewhere in the world.

Original artwork by Mike Luckie
instagram.com/mikeluckieillustration/

Music: Mystery Box by V. Draganov

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First of all, apologies if your name is Alan Daniels. Or Alan anything, actually. We are not kind to you in this episode, but we do love you really.

Blame "Above Suspicion"! It pushed us to the edge of reason with the gassy corpses, sexual harassment, drooling murderer, graphic flashbacks, and, of course, ALL THE MAGGOTS.

DCI Langton is not the only one who needed a tumbler of whisky by the time the credits rolled.

Needless to say, Lex loved it.

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode is on "A Taste For Murder," season one, episode two. This is available on ITVX in the UK, and Britbox elsewhere in the world.

Original artwork by Mike Luckie
instagram.com/mikeluckieillustration/

Music: Mystery Box by V. Draganov

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Better late than never! Especially if you watched The Puzzle Lady and were starting to grow resentful towards us. We apologise. For everything. Our tardiness. Our program choice...

We didn't love this one, but we did get to say "no dick, no joy"* again, so maybe it was worth it. And yes, we know Mr Kipling is not an actual person who bakes for the masses.

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode is on "Above Suspicion," season one, episodes one and two. This is available on ITVX in the UK and on Prime and Apple TV elsewhere in the world.

*If you don't get this reference, check out our Dalziel and Pascoe episode.

Original artwork by Mike Luckie
instagram.com/mikeluckieillustration/

Music: Mystery Box by V. Draganov