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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialersHannah Berner Performing Arts Stand-up Shows
Episodes
  • Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids

    Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids
    Jul 6 2026

    Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Silly Things We Believed as Kids

    Silly Things We Believed as Kids
    Jun 29 2026

    Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)

    Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)
    Jun 22 2026

    This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 8 mins
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