So...Your Wife is a Whore
Just Think About How Much Money That's Saved You
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So...Your Wife is a Whore
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Narrated by:
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Matthew Farrar
Your marriage exploded in a spectacular fireball of betrayal, OnlyFans subscriptions, and motel mix-ups—and now? You’re emotionally bankrupt, but financially...maybe up a little?
This brutally honest, hysterically unhinged survival guide walks you through one man’s journey from cuckolded catastrophe to emotionally confused self-help icon.
In this darkly comedic and painfully practical how-to-disaster-manual, you’ll learn:
- How to spy like a budget 007 using GPS trackers and spy apps your cousin probably got arrested for.
- The best ways to confront a cheating spouse without flipping a table (unless it’s funny).
- How to divorce with dignity...or at least legal paperwork and petty merchandise.
- Why your trauma is now a brand and your podcast should start yesterday.
- When it’s finally safe to date again (hint: not while crying in your car at Panda Express).
Part confessional, part masterclass in strategic chaos, this book is for every guy who's ever asked: "Wait, am I the side piece in my own marriage?"
Warning: Contains adult language, criminally good advice, satirical self-help, and moments of raw emotional vulnerability sandwiched between pure degeneracy.
©2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth (P)2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth