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Poison is Always in the Prettiest Bottle

A Dark Romcom, Filled with Laughter and Witchy Vibes: The Butcher and The Witch

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Poison is Always in the Prettiest Bottle

By: Cassandra Doon
Narrated by: Danni Deguire
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FROM AUSTRALIAN AUTHOR CASSANDRA DOON, COMES A FUNNY, WITTY, AND DIABOLICAL ROMCOM. ONE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU WONDERING "WHAT IN THE WORLD DID THE TOWN FOLK OF LANCASTER EAT FOR DINNER."

Genie Alden runs the quaintest little skincare shop in Lancashire—if you ignore the tarot cards, the Death card's morning greetings, and her product line featuring Belladonna.

Business is booming, especially her special consultations for women who need more than just a good moisturizer. Let's just say some problems require... creative solutions.

Then Ciarán walks into her life: Irish butcher, walking temptation, and a man who knows exactly where to cut for maximum impact. He's got secrets darker than her eyeliner and hands that tell stories she's dying to hear.

But when mysterious strangers start asking questions and bodies start causing complications, Genie realizes her perfectly organized chaos might be spiraling out of control.

Good thing she's got magic, sarcasm, and a few tricks up her sleeve that would make her witch ancestors cackle with pride.

Some bottles are prettier than others. Some secrets are deadlier than most.

Poison is always in the Prettiest Bottle is a Romcom based in Lancashire England. This book does touch on some themes like murder, and cannibalism. If these subjects bother you please refrain from listening.

©2025 Cassandra Doon (P)2026 Cassandra Doon
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Killing people for the right reasons. Definitely some intrigue. Three hot butchers an English man an Irish man and a Scottish man. Sounds like a joke. The accents took a little bit of getting used to. Was super good. Loved the modern day witch. Thought it was great, definitely recommend.

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