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Pandamonium!

How (Not) to Run a Record Label

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Pandamonium!

By: Simon Williams
Narrated by: Simon Williams
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'Hilarious, heart-wrenching and packed with British music history.' - COLDPLAY

A Virgin Radio Book of the Year

It's a life-and-near-death story. But whose life? And whose near-death?

As a one-time NME journalist, former Xfm radio presenter, toilet-circuit promoter and the founder of enduring homespun British record label Fierce Panda, Simon Williams has been at the cutting, cutting, cutting edge of all things 'indie' for over thirty years.

During his tenure as managing director of Fierce Panda (a role he holds to this day), Simon was responsible for tripping over bands such as Coldplay, Keane, Placebo and countless other acts of independent hue - some of whom have gone on to achieve earth-shattering musical superstardom, while others have merely baffled the crowd at the Bull & Gate in north London on a wet Wednesday evening.

Unfiltered and unflinching, Pandamonium! is the story of Simon's time at the indie coalface, filled with insider anecdotes to entertain music enthusiasts everywhere - from the origins of a bootlegged Oasis release to Chris Martin's delight at reaching number ninety-two in the charts. But it is also the story of how Simon tried to bring a premature end to proceedings, documenting in blunt, matter-of-fact detail his longstanding mental-health struggles.

Yet, despite his raw and often poignant honesty, Simon writes with the warmth, wit, self-deprecation and wide-eyed good fortune of someone who has stared into the abyss and survived, bounding down a few indie rabbit holes along the way.
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Critic reviews

'Coldplay wouldn't exist without Simon Williams. He was the first journalist to write about our band and released our first single on his legendary label, Fierce Panda. His memoir is hilarious, heart-wrenching and packed with British music history.' (Coldplay)
'Remarkable tales from both the frontline of rock journalism and behind the scenes at one of our greatest underplayed British indie labels; open, entertaining and extraordinarily poignant.' (Steve Lamacq)
'Williams is a towering colossus of indie. Pandamonium! is filled with autobiographical honesty, engaging humour and some really awful puns.' (David Quantick)
'A brilliant memoir: funny, thrilling, but also as moving as any book about music I've ever read. It's full of the same stuff as the best records and gigs - entertainment, but also a sense of life at its most profound.' (John Harris)
'Jaw dropping ... really moving. Highly recommend it.' (Ted Kessler)
'A truly shocking episode from the recent past helps turn an entertaining romp into something much more moving. 8/10' (Classic Rock)
'A dryly self-deprecating and desperately poignant picture of heartfelt endeavour and harsh reality. 4/5' (Record Collector)
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A beautiful honest book about a passion close to my heart. I was in Walthamstow when I treated myself to this book and it made my trip back ever so poignant.

A Fiercely Good Read

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I came for the tales of indie royalty past and present, but stayed for the emotional rollercoaster ride. The best memoir I’ve read/listened to all year.
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A beautiful Ning…

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An excellent listen, entertaining, poignant and brilliant fun to boot. I ironically stopped listening to music for a while to listen to this every day instead!

Highly recommended!

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An honest, heartfelt and funny account of some of the halcyon days of indie rock through the eyes of a indie label head and all round decent bloke. But I’m biased, as I see Simon at gigs all the time.

Absolutely loved it!

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