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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

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Had the absolute best time. The chaos, the characters, the banter. At times I was in stitches and then another plot twist had me in shock. 10/10.

Hilarious and fantastic performance.

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An easy 5 stars from me Meghan Quinn never misses! Max (aka Atlas) and Betty’s chemistry was electric, the rivalry was hilarious, and the popcorn scene? It officially dethrones the candy cane moment from her last book I was wheezing 🤣

The narration brought everything to life perfectly and had me fully immersed in this chaotic, festive small-town romance.
If you’re looking for laughs, spice, and pure holiday joy, add this to your Christmas playlist ASAP 🎁✨

Popcorn, Chaos & Christmas Shenanigans 🍿🎄

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I seriously enjoyed this book. Had a few out loud laughs. Highly recommend this book

Funniest Christmas story I’ve ever heard!

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absolutely adore all of Meghan Quinn's books that I've listened to so far, and this book was up there for I especially loved all the home alone eater eggs!

she does it again

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Silly, fun and full of banter - perfect Christmas book with a bit of spice. Excellent narrators

Great Christmas romcom

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