Wanna learn how to publish a book that doesn't suck...and will actually make you some moolah? Interested in finding out how to turn your self publishing efforts into reliable sources of kick-ass income?

Curious to figure out how get published, get noticed - and get paid - and eventually self publish your way to an actual writing career? (Not just something that helps give you a car payment.)

Then...my dear writer...you have come to the right place. For I was once like you.

I was drawn to the "idea" of being a full-time published writer who spent his days drinking copious amounts of coffee, and keeping his Jack Russell Terrier from destroying the house.

But then I was laid off. And by necessity, I quickly learned how to publish a book that actually brought money in - FAST! (Not just one that padded my ego.)

And you know what I learned? It IS totally possible to make a living with self publishing. As long as you do it right - and approach it like a frickin' professional.

And that's why I've collected all insider strategies on what to do - and most notably what not to do - in this humble tome, How to Publish a Book That Doesn't Suck (and Will ACtually Sell.

In this book you'll discover:

• 6 Super-Important Questions Every Self Published Author Has Just Gotta Ask Themselves
• The Wonderfully Profitable (and Slightly Irrational) World of Kindle Publishing
• How Audiobooks Can Change Your Life (and Your Bank Account)
• What the Hell Is a Smashwords and Why Should You Really Care?
• 8 Keys to Seeing Your Words in Print
• How to Become a Best-selling Author in Slovakia (and Other Tales from International Rights Sales
• 3 Super-Ninja, Punk-Rock Ways to Sell Your Book
• ...and so much more!