Holy Cow cover art

Holy Cow

Preview
Prime Member Exclusive

3 Months Free

£5.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.
Get this deal
Offer ends on 15 July 2026 at 11:59 BST.
More purchase options

Holy Cow

By: David Duchovny
Narrated by: David Duchovny
Get this deal

£5.99/mo after 3 months. Cancel monthly.

Buy Now for £14.35

Buy Now for £14.35

A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist from the star of The X-Files and Californication, featuring Elsie, an unforgettable four-legged heroine.

Holy Cow by David Duchovny is a comic delight that will thrill fans of Jasper Fforde and Ben Aaronovitch. And anyone who enjoys a witty wisecrack in a novel.

Elsie Bovary is a cow and a pretty happy one at that. Until one night,Elsie sneaks out of the pasture and finds herself drawn to the farmhouse. Through the window she sees the farmer's family gathered around a bright Box God--and what the Box God reveals about something called an "industrial meat farm" shakes Elsie's understanding of her world to its core.

The only solution? To escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Shalom, a grumpy pig who's recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave turkey who can't fly,but can work an iPhone with his beak. Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport...

Elsie is a wisecracking, slyly witty narrator; Tom dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians.

David Duchovny's charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance the world desperately needs.

©2015 David Duchovny (P)2015 Macmillan Audio
Contemporary Fiction Fiction Genre Fiction Witty Feel-Good Funny Thought-Provoking Middle East
adbl_web_anon_alc_button_suppression_c

Critic reviews

"David Duchovny is a very smart and wryly entertaining actor, and now, novelist. Although I will never publicly admit to jealousy, I am having him killed." (Rob Lowe)
All stars
Most relevant
Haven't read a book in ages but this really made me start, not only listen which was great being told by David Dechovney but also read the book aswell. Fun loving and crazy made me laugh and enjoy reading again.

Brilliant, fun and laughter told so well by David

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

An intelligent and witty social commentry of humanity and environmentalism. Didn't know what to expect but I loved this. Glad I got the audio book because Duchovony performance was entertaining and exactly how it supposed to sound

Excellent.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

What's not to l9ve? It's David reading his own book. Recommend? Sure Do. Fab? Hell yeah!😊

Great!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Oh my goodness this was a surprise. It was absolutely hilarious and even though it does actually hold a serious message or two the humour helps enormously. At times it appears preachy but there is no way of doing this without a little political comment or moralising. It’s kind of the point and it makes you think. The end was very clever and the writing surprisingly excellent. It maybe short but honestly it is worth the credit. But listen at home unless you are comfortable belly laughing in public because you really will laugh out loud with this!

Hilarious

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

this was much better than I expected it to be, David narrates the book perfectly.. highly recommended!!!

loved it!!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews