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Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory

By: Ian Billings
Narrated by: Ian Billings
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Billy Plonka: the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak. He's the most extraordinary maker of GROT in the entire world, and he's invited 5 individuals...

  • Orson Ploop—An overweight kazoo playing protege
  • Victoria Scabb—259th in line to the English throne
  • Viola Mudguard—11-year-old, ex-Wollywood star
  • Spike Peecee—A self-obsessed dweeb who can never disconnect from the Internet
  • Marley Suckett—An anti-hero

...to visit his world-famous Grot Laboratory, and step into an adventure they will never forget! Your tour is about to start. Don't wander off. YOU! Yes, YOU! I'm talking to YOU! Mr. Plonka would hate to lose you along the way.

Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory, the 100 percent unofficial official parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time, as each character meets their grotty fate as they go on their tour of The Grot Laboratory. As the name suggests, a disgusting place full of scumpiddlinoxious fumes and smelly smells!

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