In this episode, we are diving deep into the massive, emotional, and drama-packed Season 2 Finale, "I Can't Get Started"! We are officially two-sevenths of the way through the series, and Cary is feeling pretty smug because a lot of his finale predictions were completely spot-on. We start things off by brainstorming some much-needed alternative episode titles, including "Wedding Kilt", "Chris Sucks" (spelled with an X, obviously), and the classic coded phrase "Oy with the Poodles Already," which finally explains the design on our merch!

Then, we unpack all the pre-wedding chaos. Sookie is putting herself through the absolute ringer by executive-chef catering her own 40-person wedding. Worse? Her walk-down-the-aisle song playlist is a literal depression fest featuring "Hey Jude", "Seasons in the Sun", and "Cat's in the Cradle," which spirals into a debate about what our own wedding walk-down songs would be (spoiler: Cary picks Nine Inch Nails). We also talk about the high-society awkwardness of Emily and Richard realizing they got a last-minute "pity invite" to the wedding, the etiquette of checking the dinner box on formal invitations, and why you should always bring a bag of ice to a party.

Over at Luke’s Diner, Dean and Rory are playing the cute "forcefully switching breakfasts" game, while Lorelai tries to bust out a terrible donut rhyme to break the ice with an incredibly cold, distant Luke. Up at Chilton, Paris Gellar delivers a passionate student body speech that gets literal crickets from her peers. We talk about the tragic real-world accuracy of her "likability polling issue" despite being the most qualified candidate on paper, and how she hilariously strong-arms Rory onto her ticket by dangling the ultimate carrot: Harvard.

Finally, we address the elephant in the room: Christopher Hayden. From dropping cringe dad jokes at Rory's cast-removal appointment to acting like a total small-town snob at the wedding rehearsal, Chris is on our absolute last nerve. We rant heavily about his wishy-washy, non-committal "Sherry and I are taking time apart" speech, Lorelai's total lack of boundaries in gossiping about it to Rory, and that infuriatingly tight couch-nestling moment that led to the kiss. To wrap it all up, post-boots-knocking Lorelai has to talk a wedding-dress-wearing Sookie down from a full-blown existential baking panic attack.

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What would your weird wedding walk-down song be? Are you Team Christopher or do you also think he's a weight around the neck? Let us know in the comments below!