Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.

In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.

Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.

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00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins

02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0

04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗

07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"

11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆

14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)

17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell

22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches

24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana

27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍

30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory

33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson

40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"

41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)

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