Ep. 3: Stop Writing Cardboard: 8 Ways You’re Killing Your Characters
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About this listen
Most authors spend months on their plot but only minutes on their characters. The result? A story filled with flat, one-dimensional "tools" that readers can’t wait to put down. If your beta readers are telling you your characters feel "flat" but can't explain why, this episode is your diagnostic manual. I’m breaking down the eight most common character development traps—from the "Superman" problem to the "Vary Girl" trope—and showing you how to inject real, messy humanity into your prose.
In this episode, we cover:
The Backstory Deficit: Why two sentences about eye color aren't enough to sustain a protagonist.
The "Write What You Know" Trap: Why your characters shouldn't just be carbon copies of your own uninteresting life.
The Archetype Anchor: How generic tropes like the "Prissy Valley Girl" are boring your audience to death.
Flaws vs. Pseudo-Flaws: Why a character who "cares too much" isn't relatable—they're annoying.
The Despicable vs. The Ridiculous: How to write a villain people actually hate without making them a cartoon.
Plot Puppets: How to stop inventing characters just to move the story from Point A to Point B.
The Consistency Bible: Why changing a character's eye color or personality midway through will kill your reader's immersion.