Absurdist

Ten years have passed since Nathan Muir rescued Tom Bishop from a Suzhou Prison and escaped the CIA for good. Now, all his former agents have suddenly vanished leaving the CIA blinded around the globe. Then a coded message comes in from Malaysia with astonishing news: a lone spy has survived the mysterious purge. There's just one catch. He'll only reveal himself to the man Langley trusts less and despises more than Nathan Muir: Tom Bishop...

Josephine Arlay-Mortimer is an obnoxious and careless teacher in Cuzco. Josie’s snarky mouth and selfish actions compound on her quickly. Eventually leading to her life going upside down. Josephine’s self-inflated ego will be tested thoroughly on her way to find out the truth about her family. Which she previously rejected them in every way to build a new path for herself. While she tried to gain independence, Josie purposely went against her father’s advice, leading to her marrying Kendrick Mortimer. Will she lose to her old destructive habits? Or will she grow up?

Man sagt, Urlaub sei die schönste Zeit des Jahres. Theoretisch stimmt das vielleicht auch. Praktisch sieht es oft etwas anders aus. Ein Familienurlaub auf Lanzarote entwickelt sich schneller zum Chaos, als irgendjemand geplant hatte. Missverständnisse, Pannen und absurde Situationen folgen Schlag auf Schlag. Und als wäre das nicht genug, haben auch andere Urlauber ihre ganz persönlichen Katastrophen im Gepäck.

A weekend out of town should mean peace and lightheartedness, but it can also lead into uncharted situations, from the odd to the life-threatening, treading a thin line between bucolic charm and sheer madness. Pedro and Yuri are trying to find peace once more, or perhaps to rediscover themselves, but right from the start they have to cope with people who approach them in an ambiguous way, to say the least. Little by little, and against their will, they are drawn into a surreal scenery, pitting them against the harshest trials they could ever have imagined.

Everyday Absurdities is a collection of short stories by author M. von Lindenberg. This book is bad, and it's not meant to make you happy. In fact, it would please the author to no end to know that you threw it in the trash after the introduction. If you manage to actually listen this god-awful thing, you should seek psychiatric advice. Note: there will be no mention of The Noodle Incident herein.